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TrainWreckContent 11-05-2012 01:58 PM

Looking for a programmer
 
I dont know why its so hard to find a good programmer who will finish work they agree to?

In any case our latest programmer is no longer available and I still need some work done to our site. If anyone is available for a few small projects please hit me up and Ill show you what needs to be done so you can give me a quote.

Here is the site i need work done for

http://www.trainwreckcontent.com/cart/index.php

Zeiss 11-05-2012 02:02 PM

You need a designer, too. :1orglaugh Hit me up.

jawanda 11-05-2012 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19295996)
post a brief description of what you need, you'll probably get more responses.

Here's a bump.

Seconded.

Rebel D 11-05-2012 02:10 PM

i know a great programmer give me a shout i will hook you guys up

TrainWreckContent 11-05-2012 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Zealotry (Post 19295981)
You need a designer, too. :1orglaugh Hit me up.

yes that is next on my list if you want to send me a quote for a new logo that would be good

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 19295996)
post a brief description of what you need, you'll probably get more responses.

Here's a bump.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebel D (Post 19296001)
i know a great programmer give me a shout i will hook you guys up

thanks guys here is a list of what i am looking to have done still...


- When a customer signs up we need to collect their company name, web site and icq/skype (this should be optional)
- The newsletter needs to be sent from [email protected] not [email protected]
- The newsletter should also not say regards Tyvra Jewelry instead it should say Train Wreck Content
- Full sized thumb samples need to be turned back on
- All the niches are not showing up in the top menu
- thumbs on the front page don?t always line up sometimes the top row will only display 2 sets and the 2nd row will display 3 and the 3rd row will display all 4 while the last row only shows 1 set
- when you are requesting a lost password it should train wreck content instead of Glam On The Green.
- Need to be able to delete sales and orders from the catalog
- Need to be able to view people carts before they check out and apply discounts if necessary
- When a producer adds a new product I need to know what producer has added the set and when a sale is made I need to know which producer the content belongs to
- When a sale is made for a producer the sale needs to show up in his account without the customers info just the content that was sold so they can track their sales but not have access to customer files
- Update the copy right to 2013
- When I select a model from the drop down menu and she has more than 1 page when you click on the 2nd page it doesn?t really take you to the 2nd page it takes you to a page that lists all the products the best example is select zoe and click on her 2nd page if you use the search feature it works fine just not when you use the drop down menu
- On the front page when you add more than 16 products you lose the oldest sets that were added for the month. Can we add a link at the bottom that says more? that is linkable to all the new sets that were added for that month
- Make sure the site is set up to all video format including mov, avi, wmv, mp4, mpg etc
- If we can get the thumbs in the gallery to show up more clear
- The email that the customer gets once he places an order

sarettah 11-05-2012 03:04 PM

Whats your current script in - PHP? And is it a completely custom script or a modified version of something?

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borked 11-05-2012 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riggo (Post 19295974)
If anyone is available for a few small projects please hit me up and Ill show you what needs to be done so you can give me a quote.

Quote:

Originally Posted by riggo (Post 19296057)
- When a customer signs up we need to collect their company name, web site and icq/skype (this should be optional)
- The newsletter needs to be sent from [email protected] not [email protected]
- The newsletter should also not say regards Tyvra Jewelry instead it should say Train Wreck Content
- Full sized thumb samples need to be turned back on
- All the niches are not showing up in the top menu
- thumbs on the front page don’t always line up sometimes the top row will only display 2 sets and the 2nd row will display 3 and the 3rd row will display all 4 while the last row only shows 1 set
- when you are requesting a lost password it should train wreck content instead of Glam On The Green.
- Need to be able to delete sales and orders from the catalog
- Need to be able to view people carts before they check out and apply discounts if necessary
- When a producer adds a new product I need to know what producer has added the set and when a sale is made I need to know which producer the content belongs to
- When a sale is made for a producer the sale needs to show up in his account without the customers info just the content that was sold so they can track their sales but not have access to customer files
- Update the copy right to 2013
- When I select a model from the drop down menu and she has more than 1 page when you click on the 2nd page it doesn’t really take you to the 2nd page it takes you to a page that lists all the products the best example is select zoe and click on her 2nd page if you use the search feature it works fine just not when you use the drop down menu
- On the front page when you add more than 16 products you lose the oldest sets that were added for the month. Can we add a link at the bottom that says more… that is linkable to all the new sets that were added for that month
- Make sure the site is set up to all video format including mov, avi, wmv, mp4, mpg etc
- If we can get the thumbs in the gallery to show up more clear
- The email that the customer gets once he places an order


FWIW, if that's just one of the "few small projects", then that doesn't sound like a few small projects, but more trying to patch together some custom script.... while the fixes themselves are probably minor, it would likely take many man hours to figure out how to fix them. :2 cents:

But good look in your search

The Porn Nerd 11-05-2012 04:09 PM

Woj is the man for the job. He's helped many a Webmaster here on GFY and elsewhere so hit him up. You can find him here on GFY posting. :)

Woj.

VladS 11-05-2012 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 19296216)
FWIW, if that's just one of the "few small projects", then that doesn't sound like a few small projects, but more trying to patch together some custom script.... while the fixes themselves are probably minor, it would likely take many man hours to figure out how to fix them. :2 cents:

But good look in your search

Amen, brother.

To the OP, g'luck finding someone.

GFED 11-05-2012 07:34 PM

Most of these tasks don't require a programmer at all. Some changes in your script's admin settings and some changes to your scripts template pages. I couldn't see this taking more than a couple hours to someone familiar with the script you are using.

TrainWreckContent 11-06-2012 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 19296216)
FWIW, if that's just one of the "few small projects", then that doesn't sound like a few small projects, but more trying to patch together some custom script.... while the fixes themselves are probably minor, it would likely take many man hours to figure out how to fix them. :2 cents:

But good look in your search

well i dont have to have them all done but those are the things we still need to get fixed at some point with the site :)

thanks!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19296219)
Woj is the man for the job. He's helped many a Webmaster here on GFY and elsewhere so hit him up. You can find him here on GFY posting. :)

Woj.

thanks!

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 19296601)
Most of these tasks don't require a programmer at all. Some changes in your script's admin settings and some changes to your scripts template pages. I couldn't see this taking more than a couple hours to someone familiar with the script you are using.

thats what i am hoping for :helpme

TrainWreckContent 11-06-2012 12:01 PM

thank to those who contacted me...still getting quotes

2012 11-06-2012 12:11 PM

Quote:

Need to be able to view people carts before they check out and apply discounts if necessary
that's weird, good luck :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 19296601)
Most of these tasks don't require a programmer at all. Some changes in your script's admin settings and some changes to your scripts template pages. I couldn't see this taking more than a couple hours to someone familiar with the script you are using.

:1orglaugh there it there. it's a piece of cake

edgeprod 11-06-2012 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebel D (Post 19296001)
i know a great programmer give me a shout i will hook you guys up

Aww, blush. :winkwink:

TrainWreckContent 11-07-2012 03:41 AM

one more bump if anyone else wants to give me a quote

HomerSimpson 11-07-2012 03:51 AM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=956317

icq in sig

virgostan 11-07-2012 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riggo (Post 19295974)
I dont know why its so hard to find a good programmer who will finish work they agree to?

because most of the programmers are freelancers. they are capricious and lazy. programming in most cases, requires discipline, patience, and more time than planned. It is like to hire a non-professional workers to build the house. it sucks.

edgeprod 11-07-2012 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by virgostan (Post 19299676)
because most of the programmers are freelancers. they are capricious and lazy. programming in most cases, requires discipline, patience, and more time than planned. It is like to hire a non-professional workers to build the house. it sucks.

You hit the nail right on the head here.

senortriangulo 11-07-2012 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riggo (Post 19295974)
I dont know why its so hard to find a good programmer who will finish work they agree to?

Because most developers suck and most non-technical folks suck at managing TECHNICAL projects. Hold out for the right developer/firm to do your project and have a clear plan in place so you can succeed.

:2 cents:

-st

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-07-2012 10:49 AM

I want to get people to code in public

TrainWreckContent 11-07-2012 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by senortriangulo (Post 19300279)
Because most developers suck and most non-technical folks suck at managing TECHNICAL projects. Hold out for the right developer/firm to do your project and have a clear plan in place so you can succeed.

:2 cents:

-st

yeah there are a few i am talking to that seem legit ...thanks guys!

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-07-2012 10:53 AM

What language do you need?

2012 11-07-2012 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virgostan (Post 19299676)
because most of the programmers are freelancers. they are capricious and lazy. programming in most cases, requires discipline, patience, and more time than planned. It is like to hire a non-professional workers to build the house. it sucks.

planning should take longer than the actual "coding" but that never happens ...

If you hire a non-professional in any job you're going to get poor results, no ? The flip side to that is .... I don't want to work for a non-professional idiot either. Usually that's what you get here at GFY. :1orglaugh Someone looking for :

THE CHEAPEST NON PROFESSIONAL THEY CAN FIND.

then come back here crying about it ............. bad mouthing "programmers"

>I asked a guy for some details about the job he wanted done. That was the deal breaker.
>I love it when non-professional clients tell me "how it works", since they already know why do they need me?
>"I got another guy that will do it for half that"
>Around here you usually end up with some smarty script that's been re-worked by the last 23 idiots that were fired or left. It's ugly, time consuming and usually not worth the money to spend time on it.

woj 11-07-2012 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riggo (Post 19299637)
one more bump if anyone else wants to give me a quote

I don't want to jump to conclusions and don't want to offend you, but "give me a quote", smells like "I'll hire the cheapest one"... I might be wrong, but I think that's exactly why you are having trouble finding a decent programmer... 99% of the time you get what you pay for... :2 cents:

TrainWreckContent 11-07-2012 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19300295)
What language do you need?

PHP

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 19300513)
I don't want to jump to conclusions and don't want to offend you, but "give me a quote", smells like "I'll hire the cheapest one"... I might be wrong, but I think that's exactly why you are having trouble finding a decent programmer... 99% of the time you get what you pay for... :2 cents:

no offense at all. I dont mind paying for a good job done. It certainly doesnt have the be the cheapest. What i need is someone who will finish the work and get it done right.

What i am not willing to do at this point is pay upfront for the work. I have been burned too many times at this point.

Killswitch 11-07-2012 06:36 PM

$150/hr is my rate.

edgeprod 11-14-2012 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19301257)
$150/hr is my rate.

Not bad, that's over $300,000 yearly on a 40-hour week.

For a LONG-term project, might as well hire someone full-time at a reasonable $150k, and still have room for benefits! :thumbsup

Killswitch 11-14-2012 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313374)
Not bad, that's over $300,000 yearly on a 40-hour week.

For a LONG-term project, might as well hire someone full-time at a reasonable $150k, and still have room for benefits! :thumbsup

Indeed, but anybody knows you're not gonna have 40 hour weeks freelancing, so the hourly rate makes up for that. :thumbsup

edgeprod 11-14-2012 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19313464)
Indeed, but anybody knows you're not gonna have 40 hour weeks freelancing, so the hourly rate makes up for that. :thumbsup

Makes up for? Freelancing is usually way MORE than 40 hours per week ... so many people want so much done, there aren't enough hours in the "normal" day to do it all.

Killswitch 11-14-2012 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313474)
Makes up for? Freelancing is usually way MORE than 40 hours per week ... so many people want so much done, there aren't enough hours in the "normal" day to do it all.

Depends on how you plan your day and if you work with any tom dick and harry who need work done.

I'm very picky on who I work with. I only do custom work, and very little bit of toying with other people's stuff.

And I also make sure my current clients get priority over anyone else and I don't over do the amount of clients I have so I don't burn myself out trying to work 20 hours a day on peoples stuff.

2012 11-14-2012 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313474)
Makes up for? Freelancing is usually way MORE than 40 hours per week ... so many people want so much done, there aren't enough hours in the "normal" day to do it all.

:2 cents: you must be working

edgeprod 11-14-2012 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19313479)
Depends on how you plan your day and if you work with any tom dick and harry who need work done.

I'm very picky on who I work with. I only do custom work, and very little bit of toying with other people's stuff.

And I also make sure my current clients get priority over anyone else and I don't over do the amount of clients I have so I don't burn myself out trying to work 20 hours a day on peoples stuff.

That's crazy talk! I'm hoarding money like a damn squirrel right now, just in case. I haven't even been consistently on GFY, there's been so much work. I used to turn down a bunch of what came my way, but not now. If there's work to be done, I'm willing to do it. I'm not the prissy little bitch I was back when money fell from the sky.

mineistaken 11-14-2012 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 19296216)
FWIW, if that's just one of the "few small projects", then that doesn't sound like a few small projects, but more trying to patch together some custom script.... while the fixes themselves are probably minor, it would likely take many man hours to figure out how to fix them. :2 cents:

But good look in your search

Might be cheaper/faster/easier to build similar system from ground up. I know it takes time and hassle for programmers to sort out someone's else scripts/bugs.

Killswitch 11-14-2012 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313502)
That's crazy talk! I'm hoarding money like a damn squirrel right now, just in case. I haven't even been consistently on GFY, there's been so much work. I used to turn down a bunch of what came my way, but not now. If there's work to be done, I'm willing to do it. I'm not the prissy little bitch I was back when money fell from the sky.

To each his own I guess... My current client base pays me very well, and leaves me with more than half my day to work on my own stuff.

edgeprod 11-14-2012 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19313542)
To each his own I guess... My current client base pays me very well, and leaves me with more than half my day to work on my own stuff.

Craziness. Money isn't growing on trees like a couple of years ago. If my own stuff wasn't paying me what clients are willing to pay (which is usually the case), I'd rather work on client projects.

I used to work 2-3 hours per day and forgo the extra money, but now I am even picking up pennies on the sidewalk. :1orglaugh You just never know when things will dry up -- and it's the first time I've felt like that in decades of stable employment at very decent wages. I even sold my Viper, Porsche, BMW, boats, all kinds of toys, a year or two ago to stock up, hunker down, and work my ass off. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I just feel like "winter is coming," to borrow a phrase.

Killswitch 11-14-2012 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313551)
Craziness. Money isn't growing on trees like a couple of years ago. If my own stuff wasn't paying me what clients are willing to pay (which is usually the case), I'd rather work on client projects.

I used to work 2-3 hours per day and forgo the extra money, but now I am even picking up pennies on the sidewalk. :1orglaugh You just never know when things will dry up -- and it's the first time I've felt like that in decades of stable employment at very decent wages. I even sold my Viper, Porsche, BMW, boats, all kinds of toys, a year or two ago to stock up, hunker down, and work my ass off. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I just feel like "winter is coming," to borrow a phrase.

Understandable... I just got back from a 2 year hiatus from doing anything but wasting my free time on Reddit.

Working on a bunch of stuff that will hopefully make me good money, all while doing client work to pay the bills.

I'm okay with it, I live for the moment I guess.

edgeprod 11-14-2012 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19313602)
Understandable... I just got back from a 2 year hiatus from doing anything but wasting my free time on Reddit.

Working on a bunch of stuff that will hopefully make me good money, all while doing client work to pay the bills.

I'm okay with it, I live for the moment I guess.

I can appreciate that mentality. If you're investing time in projects, that's one thing -- sitting around with a mimosa in your hand and the TV remote in the other would be quite something else, right? :thumbsup

sarettah 11-14-2012 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313622)
I can appreciate that mentality. If you're investing time in projects, that's one thing -- sitting around with a mimosa in your hand and the TV remote in the other would be quite something else, right? :thumbsup

I may be unemployed as of yesterday. Told the day job to go fuck themselves. Will see if it sticks or not.

So, I might be looking for a whole lot more work coming up.



I have no survival instinct :helpme

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Killswitch 11-14-2012 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313622)
I can appreciate that mentality. If you're investing time in projects, that's one thing -- sitting around with a mimosa in your hand and the TV remote in the other would be quite something else, right? :thumbsup

No doubt, I'm at this contraption for roughly 16 hours a day, whether working on client stuff or my own. :thumbsup

edgeprod 11-14-2012 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19313756)
I may be unemployed as of yesterday. Told the day job to go fuck themselves. Will see if it sticks or not.

So, I might be looking for a whole lot more work coming up.



I have no survival instinct :helpme

Yeesh. My long-term (many year) contract with my main client expired a couple of months ago, so I know the feeling. Lots of scrambling around and looking anxiously at my savings, LOL.

The good news is that there's always mainstream if things get TOO rough .. getting jobs there is a breeze.

sarettah 11-14-2012 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313967)
Yeesh. My long-term (many year) contract with my main client expired a couple of months ago, so I know the feeling. Lots of scrambling around and looking anxiously at my savings, LOL.

The good news is that there's always mainstream if things get TOO rough .. getting jobs there is a breeze.

Lol. It is/was mainstream. I have been doing direct marketing databases and apps for close to 20 years.

Since it was just yesterday morning I am still going through the whole "I am so fucking stupid for quitting" then 2 minutes later "Fuck them" then a minute later "oh shit, what the fuck am I gonna do", etc, etc, etc thing.

But, I have quit a job before with nothing lined up and I have always landed on my feet plus I have a couple of clients that are pretty dependable money.

It's a fucking adventure, ya know?

.

edgeprod 11-14-2012 06:51 PM

An adventure it definitely is. There's LOTS of stuff out there in mainstream right now ... I'm getting e-mails left and right from people who have been referred to me by past clients.

sarettah 11-15-2012 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 19313985)
An adventure it definitely is. There's LOTS of stuff out there in mainstream right now ... I'm getting e-mails left and right from people who have been referred to me by past clients.

I'm hoping..lol.

I am so used to working for a company (employee) for my main income. Trying to decide whether I should be job shopping, hanging out my shingle, or both.

Or maybe just developing out some of the domains I have been sitting on.

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edgeprod 11-15-2012 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19314898)
I'm hoping..lol.

I am so used to working for a company (employee) for my main income. Trying to decide whether I should be job shopping, hanging out my shingle, or both.

Or maybe just developing out some of the domains I have been sitting on.

IMHO, work for a client trumps work for your self in the immediate timeframe. Projects aren't becoming profitable as quickly, and you need a steady income.

2012 11-15-2012 12:25 PM

this thread has be hijacked by programmers :helpme

http://i.imgur.com/Mab9m.jpg

RyuLion 11-15-2012 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 19296216)
FWIW, if that's just one of the "few small projects", then that doesn't sound like a few small projects, but more trying to patch together some custom script.... while the fixes themselves are probably minor, it would likely take many man hours to figure out how to fix them. :2 cents:

But good look in your search

:2 cents::2 cents:

edgeprod 11-15-2012 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 19315127)
this thread has be hijacked by programmers :helpme

http://i.imgur.com/Mab9m.jpg

I was holding that sign up on the street today. No takers. :Oh crap


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