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CurrentlySober

11-02-2012 04:25 AM

New Masturbation Technique, I have JUST DISCOVERED! (Europeans ONLY...)

For this to work... You need a foreskin ! SORRY USA DUDES !! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Its EASY...

3 Steps!!!

HOT ORGASM !!!

1) Goto Kitchen - FIND COCKROACH!

2) RETRACT FORESKIN, introduce cockroach at bell end...

3) Allow CockRoach to CIRCLE TIP OF PENIS while trying to escape... (YOU WILL HAVE PULLED UP, & PINCHED FORESKIN CLOSED AT THE TOP...

4) CUM LIKE A CUNT !!!

WOOT WOOT ! Better than a WOMAN ! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

& you dont even need to buy it dinner !

BAD LUCK USA !!!

COCK ROACHES FTW!!!

Now U know know why they are called COCKRoaches !

:helpme:helpme:helpme

pornmasta

11-02-2012 04:41 AM

"1) Goto Kitchen - FIND COCKROACH!" >> lol

AllAboutCams

11-02-2012 04:51 AM

Fuck i like your poo posts better

BIGTYMER

11-02-2012 04:52 AM

Thank God I'm cut!

CurrentlySober

11-02-2012 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19290429)

"1) Goto Kitchen - FIND COCKROACH!" >> lol

Hahhh hahh... You cant even find a cock(tickling)roach.. ?

More Fuel U ! :helpme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :pimp :thumbsup

CurrentlySober

11-02-2012 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19290416)

2) RETRACT FORESKIN, introduce cockroach at bell end...

To clarify... Place CR sideways on bell end, with one set of its sexy, hot, frisky side legs, tickling beneath the bell end, and the the other side, of its sexy, tickely legs, circling the tip...

Final Tip ? THE BIGGER THE COCKROACH = THE BETTER THE ORGASM !!

WOOT WOOT!

Oracle Porn

11-02-2012 05:23 AM

I seem to fail at step one. any idea why?

CurrentlySober

11-02-2012 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19290473)

I seem to fail at step one. any idea why?

You are a gay?

CurrentlySober

11-02-2012 05:26 AM

http://www.walkerpestmanagement.com/...-cockroach.jpg

THEXY!!! ???

I like...

CurrentlySober

11-02-2012 05:28 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ch_closeup.jpg

Its the anntenies that give you the trill...

Sometimes they poke down your japs eye... Or 'reach round' and tickle your 'Sit Hole'???

Woot Woot!

'KIN LOVE IT!

Chosen

11-02-2012 05:36 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Emil	11-02-2012 07:34 AM

We got a shortage of cockRoachs in nothern Europe. :(

CurrentlySober

11-02-2012 07:41 AM

Final Tip...

Dont 'pre-feed' the roaches...

They quite happily enjoy your white smegma under UR foreskin...

Woot Woot !

Everyones a winner baby. Clean cock, clean plumbing and a clean conscientious !!

B.Barnato

11-02-2012 07:45 AM

How can I cash in on this idea?

mavruda

11-02-2012 07:46 AM

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivat...1236742013.jpg

Sid70

11-02-2012 07:46 AM

Exact details please

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...48422681_n.jpg

Chosen

11-02-2012 08:46 AM

It's called cockroach for a reason :1orglaugh

ManicaMark

11-02-2012 08:53 AM

You are one crazy fucker! Love it. But why Europeans only?

Chosen

11-02-2012 08:58 AM

Foreskin :upsidedow

Si	11-02-2012 09:14 AM

:1orglaugh

ottopottomouse

11-02-2012 09:34 AM

Cockroaches are a bit small. Can I use a ferret instead?

24/7 Blogging Crew

11-02-2012 11:03 AM

wow........

John-ACWM

11-02-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19290442)

Fuck i like your poo posts better

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

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