Things you learned recently
 

If I drink 2 glasses of water b4 a meal I eat way less.

It also helps me shit better in the morning.

If you get to fucked up and let a girl with buck teeth have her way with your dick, you might regret it.

Vaseline over cuts cleaned daily helps it heal 25% faster.

After 3 weeks of going to the gym 6 days a week, it simply becomes a habit. 7 months later i'm still at it. Yay me.

Everyone needs a vacation alone sometimes!

I learned that having vodka and orange juice for breakfast is not a good idea.

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That i'm hungry as hell and don't have anything to eat.

The burning sensation when I pee has nothing to do with eating a lot of Mexican food.

I learned this morning that Dating Factory has a department that watches out for spam memberships - people from Africa who set up fake dating profiles to scam people with. We get hundreds of such fraud accounts set up daily.

A lot of those Nigerian scammers turned out to live here in Amsterdam :(

Well, Goddammit, go out and KILL something!

:2 cents:

4 more hours before the shops open. My stomach is making horrible noises. Might have to kill the cat.

Swimming in the ocean cleans cuts 27.81% faster than vaseline. :2 cents:

I learnt that simply welding a radiator support panel into a car without measuring it does not mean the bonnet will close or fit properly.

I also learnt, there is nothing a hammer cannot fix.

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As of April 2010, Bill Gates had donated over $36,854,000,000 in his lifetime, which is more than half of his current net worth of $61 billion.

In 1964 the German government decided to back pay East African soliders (Askari) that had fought for them in WWI. Many had no proof of service so they had to perform the Manual of arms in German with a broom to prove themselves. Not one of them failed

The last words of Albert Einstein were forever lost because he spoke them in German, a language that the nurse attending to him did not speak..

Australia "Adult industry workers" can claim tax deductions on the cost of buying lubricant, tissues, and repairing vibrators.

Vikings sold narwhal tusks as unicorn horns for centuries during medieval times, cementing European belief in unicorns and leading to the characteristic portrayal of unicorns having long, spiraling horns.

Bruce Lee was so fast that the fight scenes in his movies had to be slowed down to see.

Kevin Spacey has kept his private life as secret as possible and says "The less you know about me, the easier it is to convince you that I am that character on screen."

you learn so many good things :)