Ron Jeremy Goes To Church, Tells Michigan Worshippers That Porn Stars Believe In God
 

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Porn was the subject of the service over the weekend at Daybreak Church, a West Michigan congregation that Sunday played host to an unusual guest, porn star Ron Jeremy.

"We're not robots," he told the station. "We don't just play 'hide the bacon' and then go home and believe in atheism."

i believe in atheism

He will go to heaven :)

I believe in Ron.

Amen, bless you brother:pimp

Everyone believes in god.

God damn. I just crashed my car.

Oh God, Im cumming!

Oh God that fucking hurts.

You all believe or you would not invoke his power.

Say it with me boys and girls.. Oh God! THANK YOU FOR PORN!

Ron is always ahead of the curve - he'll have his own church soon.

thought he was jewish..

<cough> jesus <cough>

He fucked Tammy Faye Baker.

I believe in Ron.

:) freedom of choice.

Sometimes they have to believe in God. It could be problematic to think that every human being was created out of a tiny sperm. What Ron Jeremy is doing here is somewhat unexpected. Some are not robots, although something is robots.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I've spoken at the same church. Great place. Ron has lately been thinking about things of faith differently than ever before.

He should learn to speak for himself. Just because he found faith like a convict trying to gain acceptance (with the parole board) doesn't mean every porn star or convict has. Yeah I've been to jail and church and learned of the posers in each. In fact they both have something in common.. Someone is always trying to con you out of your money.

You must all repent and take the FSM as your lord and monster.

else you burn in the spaghetti sauce for ever and ever.