Dear Abby
 

Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond whawe had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred people. Then she floored me: she said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.
Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door. There, leaning against my car was her husband, my future father-in-law! He was
smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. He shook my hand and congratulated me on passing their test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their little "test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself, including the fact that the reason
I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Holy shit man! Not only is that fucked up but a taste of what you may be in for in the future. Head games that severe can?t be good. And I am sure your soon-to-be wife is everything you ever wanted but the apple never falls far from the tree. I would expect this type of test more than once in your future. Oh and I would have fucked my mother-in-law!:Graucho

Oh and tell your fiancé about it and watch her reaction. If she isn't totallyl appalled, be very leery. More than likely it means you will never acquire 100% trust. If she is appalled by it, you got yourself a winner!

And did I mention that I would have fucked my mother-in-law?

I say break open a bottle of Scotch and try for a threesome.

There aint nothin like having your father in law suck on your dick while your fiance's mom spanks you with a wooden spoon.

i thought the Dear Abby chick was dead....?