SEO blog experts in here please
 

Need to get the blog in my signature SE optimised. So if anyone needs some work, hit me up and we can chat about it and your fees.

That or I will have to mess around doing it myself and would rather pay a professional to do it.

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Hey, Paul, it isn't 1970 anymore buddy. Kay?

I think so as well. why spend days learning all this when it's easier to employ someone to do it for you?

They will be better, I will save time and give someone some work. Win/Win.

Now I have found someone to help me. I have to load my Paxum account with money.

Who will not accept my private card. :mad:

Anyone want a ton of content for some Paxum money?

what is seo? :(

pssst http://pornmemoirs.com/unshaven-teens/ is that a magic join link on that Astral Blue banner at the bottom? It links to the banner itselfs http://pornmemoirs.com/wp-content/up...shaventeen.gif ;)

Pretty sure you can't afford a real expert's fees. :)

I'll humour you though, you got my ICQ, hit me up and I'll let you prove me wrong. :D

He's got someone to do it for $100!

Fucking LOL.

That price screams quality!

Thanks for the heads up. Fixed it.

This side of it is why I need help. :1orglaugh

Free tip: manually click *everything* on your site

Don't rely on auto link checkers or thinking "everything is ok cuz I did it right" :2 cents:

It depends what a real expert can do for me and the cost. As opposed to a lesser expert and his costs.

So far I have someone helping to point me in the right direction for a very reasonable sum.

Will hit you up for your comments and quote.

Idiot...

Who is the girl in your avatar? I can't stop looking at her :helpme

Don't give trade secrets like that away anybody could be reading this! It's his best performing banner.

It's all about the META-tags!

I have someone fixing it now.

Paste and copied the wrong thing and didn't check, go figure. :Oh crap

If they are working on meta tags ask for your $100 back.

http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/keywor...in-web-search/

Sigh...

sir,

Please contact my good friend Hesum Kumar on Odesk,

he does seo service for $1 an hour. top ranking guarenteed.

I lolled

No you didnt. :error

Grats, you actually found one of his magic join links!

Next he will be posting stats how it got him 10 sign ups :1orglaugh

I'd be happy to take a look, but I have signatures turned off and I cant see it.

I'll do it for $3000..
:upsidedow

What keywords are you targeting? Any idea?

its all about the keyword research

And contextual linking, SMO, blackhat where applicable, branding, etc.

Don't do what everyone else is doing, either. Search for your target keyword(s), see which sites rank highest, find out why then do something better.. :upsidedow

Only a fool would ignore using meta tags. First off, there are more SE's than Google out there. Secondly, how many times have they used them, stopped, used them, stopped? It only takes a second, it would be silly to not add them. Lastly, believing everything he says is really dumb. *edit, just noticed that is from 2009. :1orglaugh Yeah, nothing has changed since then. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That is the first thing he needs to decide. :2 cents:

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How come nobody picked up and quoted this gem?

Paul, you have to have money available on your card for Paxum to accept it.

There are so many other payment options out there. Why not use one of them?

Please quote where I said to ignore using metatags.

Thanks for trying, pick up your goody bag on the way out.

I'm good with SEO and have done a lot of it in mainstream. PM me your ICQ or preferably Skype and I'll see if I can help you out.

I ignore metatags on purpose.

It's www.pornmemoirs.com

It's still being worked on and when that person is finished everyone can tell me how good or bad it is.

Arguing with Damian about anything is like arguing with a cow. He's too stupid to understand, yet thinks he's 100%. Because he knows no better.

Damina is also an expert on so much, I know only how to create nice porn and sell it. If that's the way a webcam girl works the camera or the porn put on a tour. It's all selling porn.

What does Damian actually do for a living? It's not blogging.

Damian's Blogging

www.adultmarketing.co.uk

www,pornbeer.com

It's so nice when you can see his level.

Still when he told me the SEO side needed fixing, I fixed it.

When Baddog tells me about hosting I listen.
When Barefootsies tells me about foot fetish I listen.
When Roald tells me getting the huge numbers of traffic required to make a decent living, I listen.

When some of the people with nothing in their signature, or couldn't shoot porn for their life tell me how to shoot porn. I tell them :321GFY

When someone paying $300 a scene tells me my content is great, can I shoot some for him. I tell him PAY ME $3,000 and I'm your man. Well might do a deal, but not $300-$500

Even when I told Fabian some of his scenes sucked, he went out and found some new shooters, coincidence?
When I told him to up his content game, they opened Babes.com
When I told him to go buy companies with libraries, well he was already doing that and has carried on.

He listens or we think alike.

No sig trolls, STFU.

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Originally Posted by DamianJ
If they are working on meta tags ask for your $100 back.

LOL! I was only joking, I hope you did too.

Without Damian's info on it being all wrong, I would of never of known. Guess he was trying to be nice to me. :thumbsup

Going to take a new tack on the blog and dedicate it to only my stories. Will keep the ones I have from others, then might open a new blog with other peoples stories, with something I'm planning.

That should take me through to spring. Then out in the garden. :thumbsup

it´s called branding :1orglaugh

Oh no. I was pointing out how little you know about the very fucking basics. Stuff that a dog could do. I was mocking you.

Sorry you are so dense you don't get that. Next time I will make it more clear.

keywords in the title : check
<h1> fucking tags : check
some backlinks from similar domain : check
some content in there with the keyword : check
not too much keyword : check

i am seo experps

I never ever claimed to know anything about SEO, still don't. But thanks for the heads up. Even in your mocking I found some use.

The difference between me and you is.
I recognise the fact that at many things I lack skills and when told. I get the problem fixed. Even on shooting content I listen to other shooters, to find out what they think. And have listened to some here and learned. You don't think you have any lack of skills.

Good to see no lies this time.

But still posting to goad people.

No idea what this means. I will pass it onto the person fixing it for me. Thanks.

I'm sure your 100 usd budget will go a long way to getting it fixed.

How do you know?

If It's only on-page SEO and the target keyword(s) is set, $100 should cover It IMO. Ofc content writing, link-building, keyword research, social-media etc is out of the question.

Someone is already working on it?

I find that hard to believe when your <title> tag is "porn memories".

I need new Skype contacts in my signature, can anyone look down there? I really don't want to have to pay anyone, as all my money was spent on crack.

Send me $100 Paul and I'll make sure your site ranks #1 for "Porn Memoirs"

I shit you not :Graucho

btw this one ranks better than your content blog :1orglaugh

http://pornmemoirs.blogspot.se/