Chinese restaurants piss me off!
 

Ok, not all of them. But this one I ordered from tonight sure did.

We ordered 2 pints of fuckin CHICKEN fried rice among some other things. Delivery kid comes to the door, pay him with a fuckin $10 tip. Go to eat the food about 10 min later, and notice we were given PORK fried rice. Would be no big deal normaly, except for the fact my wife fuckin hates pork.

So I call down to the place and tell them they gave us pork instead of chicken, and the lady gets this huge fucking attitude about it. Says I'm mistaken and it IS chicken. I'm like, look... it's marked right on the fuckin box "P" for pork. She tells me they mark chicken with a "P", and pork with a "T". What the FUCK??

All I wanted was some fuckin chicken fried rice. After about 5 min of arguing with this lady, she starts screaming at me on the phone in Chinese.

What ever happened to customer fuckin service. Last time I order from the "King Kong Palace".

:321GFY :feels-hot

shit in a diaper and smear it all over their front glass windows :thumbsup

consider yourself lucky, most places use hamster

I go into a place near my house all the time, they resent me because I am young and park in the disability parking because I dont like walking in the freezing cold... I know they are making fun of me in chinese!

Another place we have is pita pit and there is this chinese guy that works there, he doesnt know any english, so we fuck with him all the time.... Basically because he repeats everything we say..


"letturce"
"white cheese"
"stale orange cheese"
"slutty dry pickle"

hampster!? to ritsy,
they use cloned rats!

Yeah, I would have went down there in person to fuckin complain, but I don't know how to prove fried rat is pork.

This isn't the first incident with trying to remedy a screwed up order in a Chinese place either. Each and every time it's fucking useless and aggrivating. They NEVER think they made a mistake.

"P" is for chicken, and "T" is for pork. What the fuck is that about?

Next time, I'm just gonna go down there shootin. Fuck it.

:ak47:

Me too Kenny wongf's in Montreal was closed because of the filth that lived there. As for the service terrible.

you're lucky she didn't drive down to your house and use some kung fu on your ass

I hate chinese resturant that offer the same
shit like the other next door. There is more to
it then just pork fried rice combination... If
you go to the right place :glugglug

Yeah that is strange...there is this chinese food place i order they have combination specials and the first one they have ya figure they would name it combination #1 right? nahhh fuck that its combination #0

Then combination#1
combination#2
combination#3 and so on....

Strange

"I no waitress, I owner. Now eat yo fucking fortune cookie!"

Sorry to hear that dude, I had a similar experience at a Thai restaurant when I accidentally asked for some hot mustard for my egg rolls. Lady went off saying "This no Chinese restaurant, this Thai restaurant? I guess in Thailand they don?t use hot mustard on their egg rolls. As for that quote I did above, it?s from some movie I seen years ago. It's the only line I remember in the movie, but I thought it was fitting.

I stopped ordering chicken at Asian restaurants when I found some of the small feathers on my chicken:throwup

"P" stands for pussycat, which - tastewise - is very similar to chicken.

The guy who made the menu must be a programmer:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :helpme

Speaking of which those chinamen really scare me... so pale, so greasy. I think it dates back to when i was a little kid i used to watch alot of kungfu theater.

I thought that all they did in china was beat the shit out of each other..i used to have nightmares that i woke up in china.

I got no problem with chinamen so far, but those damn chinaWOMEN piss me off to no end!

:winkwink:

why do all my chicken fried rices come marked with a "D"? :glugglug

come to think of it, I've never seen a stray cat or dog down chinatown way.... that's a bit suspect....

Dammit people, it's midnight, quit talking about good, I got the damned munchies now!

a nice order of seasame chicken would ROCK right about now...

Anyone know how much money these places actually pull in?? This King Kong Palace isn't anything to look at (none of them usually are), but I can recall a while back seeing one of the Chinese guys that works there pulling up to the place in a brand new Boxster. When he got out, I saw he was dressed in a real nice fuckin suit too. He might be the owner, I don't know.

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chinese mafia coming for his 10%.... sorry been watching too many movies lately :)

"I no waitress, I owner. Now eat yo fucking fortune cookie!"

Does anyone recall what movie this was? hint, inside the fortune cookie was a message asking the woman to marry the guy at the table

can u say money laundering? not necessarily the case with restaurants cause there's so much labour involved, but those internet cafes & bubble tea joints seem like the type. not to say that there aren't hardworking people out there...

i know the place i used to visit on campus brought in over a million a year .. they also owned the other lots on the block which were always full and always doing business ....

Well, Chinese restaurants are primarily owned and operated by families. Perfect way to launder and keep shit quiet.

:2 cents:

Was it Mickey Blue Eyes? The one where Hugh Grant runs like a girl. :)

Ehhh getthahellouttaheeaaahhh...

an den ????

Never knew two words could make me laugh so hard. :1orglaugh

why do you pay attention to what is written on the box ? can't you distinguish a damn chicken from pork just from tasting it ?

should be pretty obvious IMHO

SOunds like the guy in Radio Shack


I asked Him a question and instead of being nice and saying He didnt know the answer, He picked up an entire rack of batteries and threw them full force at the wall behind me then started cussing.....


Great customer service...

Are you sure it wasn't a mexican restaurant?

P = Pollo

I love chinese food!!!

I kinda went off it a little when my girlfriend got food poisoning on holiday a year and a half ago in Spain!

But the ones back home are great!

Or french: Poulet

or English: Poultry

the "T" is ????