Inspired by a recent GFY thread I just bought myself a laptop
 

Hope this will increase my income substantially.

What software do you use on your laptop that has increase your income?

what laptop did you get?

uTorrent.

i am using notepad++ but havent increased the income yet.

Adobe Creative Cloud

Now you can start mining bitcoins. You'll be rich in no time at all.

frontpage.

what thread was that?

linux, gedit, filezilla, firefox, thunderbird, and a brain

Hopefully you bought an old fashioned and heavy laptop - one of the old 'bricks'...

Simply wait behind someone using an ATM, and then bash them over the head with the laptop, as they take their money.

Congrats ! You have just made money with your laptop

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i think you decreased your income when you bought it, was it expensive?

desktop emulator

Angry birds

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