Is it bullshit or asskissing?
 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%


But, A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%


And, B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close, attitude will get you
there, and bullshit will put you over the top.

But, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%,

you know what is required of you.


:winkwink:

haha, clever, clever... i am forwarding the body of your text to all those i know who work in corporate cubicles, i am sure they will take it to heart and enjoy..!

That's the way the world works.

how much is this worth?
A Good Cock Sucking
1 7 15 15 4 3 15 3 11 19 21 3 11 9 14 7 = 158%


I thought so

:1orglaugh I definitely give 158% :winkwink:

that was never in question :thumbsup

Actually I do better

good girls swallow
7 15 15 4 7 9 18 12 19 23 1 12 12 15 23

192% :winkwink:

again, that was never in question :)

me no count me no get