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slapass 10-05-2012 03:43 AM

Does your accountant know your net worth?
 
Used the same guy for years. He has no clue what my net worth is. Do you guys calculate your net worth with your accountant?

L-Pink 10-05-2012 03:49 AM

My account knows what I tell/provide him. He knows my income only.

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Oracle Porn 10-05-2012 03:50 AM

I'm worth more then all you fucks combined...theoretically.

CurrentlySober 10-05-2012 03:59 AM

My accountant cant talk....

Because hes a porcelain pig with a slot in the top next to my bed...

slapass 10-05-2012 04:01 AM

This was prompted by the other thread where their accountants and them are the only ones who know their net worth.

Mr Pheer 10-05-2012 05:24 AM

I dont have an accountant, I have a tax attorney. And he pretty much knows everything.

slapass 10-05-2012 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19233503)
I dont have an accountant, I have a tax attorney. And he pretty much knows everything.

So he could give you a number for your net worth? I do my wn books and give it the accountant to do my taxes. I see the guy once a year for a few hours and a few phone calls a year.

Added value of a tax attorney? Serious, help me out. I might be too skinny on my hired help.

Paul Markham 10-05-2012 08:20 AM

If he doesn't you might be in a lot of trouble.

Never risk evading it.

Advice from a Madam. "You can fuck anyone for money, but never fuck the tax man with his money."

Fat Panda 10-05-2012 08:22 AM

so he knows youre broke?

slapass 10-05-2012 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19233830)
If he doesn't you might be in a lot of trouble.

Never risk evading it.

Advice from a Madam. "You can fuck anyone for money, but never fuck the tax man with his money."

In the USA we are taxed on net worth. My banker knows my net worth as I have to provide it to him once a year. My accountant might be able to guess based on the info on my taxes but he does not do a personal financial statement or anything.


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