Conversation with a Canadian
 

Veronica Ryan says: how are ya?
Ryan says: I?m doing good, eh. How are you doing, eh?

Veronica says: Like, um, happy Valentines day?
Ryan says: What?s that, eh?

Veronica says: What? Like, did you just fall off a turnip truck? You?ve, like, never fucking heard of Valentine?s day. It's like totally the coolest holiday.

Ryan says: No, eh.
Veronica says: It?s like a totally cool holiday. Goes back, like, 10,000 years.

Veronica says: like.... you have a valentine?you know, like a significant other. You get them candy and roses, and stuff, and like go out to dinner?.and then of go back home and like do the nasty.

Ryan says: oh.... interesting, eh?.but why do you need a holiday to get laid, eh?
Veronica says: well, like, I guess you don?t?but you just do it more on that special day.

Ryan says: wow, we don?t do that in Canada, eh. I guess we?re kind of hosers, you know, eh?
Veronica says: then what do you do?

Ryan says: we usually just get naked and rub each other with stinky fish.

hahaha
why is it you all think we say 'eh'

i know i dont

I don't know. Why do you think bears shit in the woods?

cause they have to take a shit

Lame:sleep