ebonics
 

whos speaks it? I know I do!:thumbsup

I know the longest word of ebonics.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iit.

get da fuck outta heeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

http://nutty.chris.com/nutty/movie-clips1.html

These guys do

You forgot the 'E's Sly

'Sheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit'

That's not ebonics, it's guido

The shortest is "mtha fcka".

That's "mother fucker" for all you white folk.

wow...A pic after my own heart..

Nice shoes mutha I'll take the Air Jordans in size 10
Nice _____ mutha I'll have one of those
Wuzup Good morning, how are you
Yo mamma Pardon me
Yo mamma I dont agree
Yo mamma Oh gosh
Yo mamma Excuse me dear
Yo mamma You also
I be lookin fo work Is this the welfare office
Grab da wall I am a police officer and I wish to
talk to you
Bitch Womyn
Da bitch be hot What an attractive young lady
Bitch done want me I think she likes me
On yo knees bitch Might we date
Where da check Has our govt check arrived
The Juice The Juice
Mutha Person
The bitch be knocked She's expecting
Out da car now o you dead Might I borrow your car
Gimmie Thank you
F you mutha You're welcome

Example of conversation:

Nice car mutha. Gimmie o you ass be shot. F you and yo momma too.

Might I borrow your automobile? Please? Thank you for your trouble.

I had the stereotypical Italian mouthing off at me the other day.

The guy was actually wearing a jogging outfit...looked like he was planning on auditioning for The Sopranos.

Anyway what cracked me up was when he started to yell...

"Your muthas a huwah."

Translation: Your mother's a whore.

I started laughing so hard and yelling back at him...

"Huwah?! What the fuck is a Huwah?"

No.

My English is comparable to Prince Charles...

Any montrealers here for the 'montreal italian dictionary'? its funny as shit

what about thuganomics...as in the words of John Cena....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

aight.


blacks stole that from a deaf kid.

The ebonic's Delta Airline's commercial is classic!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Yo, she's my biatch! Get you own hoediggidity hoe.

Be back off that acid snatch . . .

werd

504 slang i picked up.

woadie (sup woadie)
lagniappe (aint nuthin but lagniappe)
doldier (herbs)
bout it (bitch we been bout it)
chea (the man right chea)

i use them.

:smokin

werd!

but im just a white boy.

and i know nothing about the black experience.

hehehe

I have yet encountered a situation where ebonics matters at all, asdie from hanging with my homeboys, drinking our 40oz's.




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

to ya mutha!

I am so sorry TDF, but Southern has had Ebonics beat for going on two hundred years.

For the ebonically challenged
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Do we all be allowed to post in this here thread?

Hey, I be axing you a question yo.

Unfortunately, I am not fluent in ebonics. That presents a problem as native speakers consistently approach me and begin to speak quickly in ebonics.

I have several cheat sheets so that I can communicate with them in the wild.

When it comes to general Internet usage, I generally get white guys to translate for me. They keep up with the changes in the vocabulary, grammatic structure and pronouncation more so than myself.

I'd like to thank those several helpful white guys, without them I could no longer pass the language requirement to renew my ghetto pass.

an back atcha, watch me now