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peterk 09-26-2012 11:58 PM

anyone here fuck an Asian girl?
 
how is the sex?

my neighbor is Asian and has been very friendly I think she wants to fuck, but i dont what to expect I've never been with an Asian before.

AllAboutCams 09-26-2012 11:59 PM

Stupid cunt

peterk 09-27-2012 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19213616)
Stupid cunt

she is actually pretty smart, still on college.

AllAboutCams 09-27-2012 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterk (Post 19213626)
she is actually pretty smart, still on college.

Wow still on college

I hope she does not jump

xinyonghu 09-27-2012 12:11 AM

I am an Asian and I want know how to feel about fuck a European ?
my penis will not too small ?

AllAboutCams 09-27-2012 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19213630)
I am an Asian and I want know how to feel about fuck a European ?
my penis will not too small?

You are the least convincing Chinese impostor on here
我能感觉到你的谎言

Emma 09-27-2012 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterk (Post 19213626)
she is actually pretty smart, still on college.

http://hotchinesemustard.com/wp-cont...rl-Derpina.jpg

xinyonghu 09-27-2012 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allaboutcams (Post 19213637)
you are the least convincing chinese impostor on here
我能感觉到你的谎言

我不是骗子,你不用翻译

Harmon 09-27-2012 12:30 AM

No, but I once jerked off after eating Chinese food

Chosen 09-27-2012 12:33 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baryl 09-27-2012 12:49 AM

My wife is Asian and if we ever get divorced I'm finding myself another one. :thumbsup

NALEM 09-27-2012 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterk (Post 19213615)
how is the sex?

my neighbor is Asian and has been very friendly I think she wants to fuck, but i dont what to expect I've never been with an Asian before.

Very shy at first ... very freaky very quickly.

kane 09-27-2012 01:25 AM

I have a half Japanese girlfriend. . . don't ever have sex with Asian girls. They are boring, too skinny, and speak funny words at you like "Too much boom boom!"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

On a serious note, she is hot and it is amazing, but looks aside I think the great sex has very little to do with her being part Asian.

Phoenix 09-27-2012 01:27 AM

i only like asian girls
once you go asian forget caucasian..lol

CurrentlySober 09-27-2012 01:33 AM

Ive never fucked ANY girl...

What it like?

Look Chang 09-27-2012 01:38 AM

I fucked over a thousand of them :pimp

rastan 09-27-2012 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma (Post 19213641)

...... Fit!

Vendzilla 09-27-2012 01:41 AM

In the Philippines we called them LBRPFM's Little Brown Rice Powered Fucking Machines

Phoenix69 09-27-2012 01:46 AM

" ... once you go asian forget caucasian ... "
Ha ! That's a T-shirt slogan in the making.

Problem with licking or eating out a Chinese girl is that, just like Chinese food, an hour after, you're still fucking hungry ... !

xinyonghu 09-27-2012 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 19213720)
I fucked over a thousand of them :pimp

In Your Dreams?

Pierre Djurberg 09-27-2012 02:00 AM

wow i am amazed of the intelligence here :)

bluebook18 09-27-2012 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma (Post 19213641)

if she would be my asian neighbour , no thanks :winkwink:

AlexFS 09-27-2012 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 19213724)
In the Philippines we called them LBRPFM's Little Brown Rice Powered Fucking Machines

In Thailand I've heard these terms fly by..

Fuck Moneys
Little Brown Fuck Machines
Cum Dumpsters
Rice Models
Fireplugs

:upsidedow

peterk 09-27-2012 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19213648)
No, but I once jerked off after eating Chinese food

did you get a good fortune?

helterskelter808 09-27-2012 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19213616)
Stupid cunt

It's not stupid, dude, just sideways.

NaughtyRob 09-27-2012 12:35 PM

Some are dead fucks others fuck great just like any other girls.

digitalfantasies 09-27-2012 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterk (Post 19213615)
how is the sex?

my neighbor is Asian and has been very friendly I think she wants to fuck, but i dont what to expect I've never been with an Asian before.

is she retarded? Down Syndrome? If so... don't do it man.. .all though they are great in bed.. you should not abuse their trust in you...

Vendzilla 09-27-2012 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexFS (Post 19213885)
In Thailand I've heard these terms fly by..

Fuck Moneys
Little Brown Fuck Machines
Cum Dumpsters
Rice Models
Fireplugs

:upsidedow

I've been thinking about going to Thailand, maybe when I get this new project going, time for a few months over there.

gleem 09-27-2012 12:54 PM

depends which "Asian", been with plenty, almost married one after 6 years, I find their pussies are hotter temp wise, and the flaps get darker as they age. Oh and it's horizontal sideways too.

Major (Tom) 09-27-2012 12:55 PM

in college I was a late student (27) & I had an Asian tutor in german (go figure) and she was 19. We were fairly close as I've had her for 2 semesters. One time she told me she met a guy & he asked her for a bj & the only reason she didnt was because she never gave one before. I told her I could show her how. Long story short I ended up getting this beautiful asian blowing me every thursday until her told her that her technique had been perfected. Say what you will but that's fuckin Jedi
ds

gleem 09-27-2012 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19214814)
in college I was a late student (27) & I had an Asian tutor in german (go figure) and she was 19. We were fairly close as I've had her for 2 semesters. One time she told me she met a guy & he asked her for a bj & the only reason she didnt was because she never gave one before. I told her I could show her how. Long story short I ended up getting this beautiful asian blowing me every thursday until her told her that her technique had been perfected. Say what you will but that's fuckin Jedi
ds

And then you choked her out and made her walk home crying :thumbsup

digitalfantasies 09-27-2012 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19214814)
in college I was a late student (27) & I had an Asian tutor in german (go figure) and she was 19. We were fairly close as I've had her for 2 semesters. One time she told me she met a guy & he asked her for a bj & the only reason she didnt was because she never gave one before. I told her I could show her how. Long story short I ended up getting this beautiful asian blowing me every thursday until her told her that her technique had been perfected. Say what you will but that's fuckin Jedi
ds

aren't you a life saver

Major (Tom) 09-27-2012 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gleem (Post 19214819)
And then you choked her out and made her walk home crying :thumbsup

no faggot. We went to chilis.
ds

gleem 09-27-2012 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19214858)
no faggot. We went to chilis.
ds

ahh so baby back ribs then the choking & crying... got it :1orglaugh

Major (Tom) 09-27-2012 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitalfantasies (Post 19214831)
aren't you a life saver

i am. that was selfless of me.
ds

Major (Tom) 09-27-2012 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gleem (Post 19214862)
ahh so baby back ribs then the choking & crying... got it :1orglaugh

nope. then we went home after that.
ds

Itchy 09-27-2012 01:25 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

rock-reed 09-27-2012 01:36 PM

A Fantastic business related thread.

No wonder we're all falling apart.

Major (Tom) 09-27-2012 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rock-reed (Post 19214893)
A Fantastic business related thread.

No wonder we're all falling apart.

a silly thread like this just needs to crash & burn by silly posts
ds

Penny24Seven 09-27-2012 01:48 PM

oh man, I dated one for almost two years, so shy at first but let me do anything, she always wanted to have sex at night thinking people would walk by and hear outside lol, she didn't realize she sounded like 100 cats being run over by a car at 1mph. I hated the squealing but she was so hot, I was doing laundry at her complex one night and the only person in there asks if I heard the cats dieing LOL, i'm like what do you mean. He goes on to tell me about the Asian girl that gets fucked so hard you can hear her a mile away haha 10 seconds later she walks in and I will never forget the look on his face, something you would see on a tv show, go get that neighbor but wear ear plugs oh and they taste like rubber bands when you suck on the titties

SIK 09-27-2012 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19214814)
in college I was a late student (27) & I had an Asian tutor in german (go figure) and she was 19. We were fairly close as I've had her for 2 semesters. One time she told me she met a guy & he asked her for a bj & the only reason she didnt was because she never gave one before. I told her I could show her how. Long story short I ended up blowing guys every thursday while she watched until he told her that her technique had been perfected. Say what you will but that's fuckin Jedi
ds

fixed it for ya:pimp

DWB 09-27-2012 02:19 PM

Just be sure to get one with a cock and you'll be well taken care of.

mineistaken 09-27-2012 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19213637)
You are the least convincing Chinese impostor on here
我能感觉到你的谎言

he would be more convincing if he changed his location to China :)

1215 09-27-2012 05:13 PM

ask your neighbor if you can taste her long mints.

Fucksakes 09-27-2012 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19213707)
i only like asian girls
once you go asian forget caucasian..lol

Agreed..

peterk 09-27-2012 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 19214905)
oh man, I dated one for almost two years, so shy at first but let me do anything, she always wanted to have sex at night thinking people would walk by and hear outside lol, she didn't realize she sounded like 100 cats being run over by a car at 1mph. I hated the squealing but she was so hot, I was doing laundry at her complex one night and the only person in there asks if I heard the cats dieing LOL, i'm like what do you mean. He goes on to tell me about the Asian girl that gets fucked so hard you can hear her a mile away haha 10 seconds later she walks in and I will never forget the look on his face, something you would see on a tv show, go get that neighbor but wear ear plugs oh and they taste like rubber bands when you suck on the titties

great story bro that's awesome

shake 09-27-2012 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pierre Djurberg (Post 19213741)
wow i am amazed of the intelligence here :)

You sound smart, are you on college too?
:1orglaugh

Major (Tom) 09-27-2012 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK (Post 19214909)
fixed it for ya:pimp

fuck your mother

davethedope 09-27-2012 10:45 PM

http://forums.watchuseek.com/attachm...s_thread_1.jpg

baddog 09-27-2012 10:46 PM

Had a Japanese girlfriend; insatiable.


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