I Sold Everything Earlier Today
 

All of it. Domains. Sites. The "whole kit and kaboodle" as it were. Started in 1998. Actually quit in 2010. Was offered a deal I could have easily refused, but I took it anyway. After many months of negotiations (ok, maybe two or three days), its - ahh, all gone.

If you have trades with me or worked with me in the past - that's all gone. I have no idea what the new boy is gonna do. I don't care.

This is not a "Shemp" level announcement - because I'm not a bro - but I'm pretty well set for retirement. And I'll continue cashing in my rebills until they dry up.

GFY... So long and thanks for all the fish. And the bright red shirt - even though I was promised a jacket and thong that never arrived - I'm happy with the shirt. You can close this account now, admins.

Baddog, even though I was dick to you at times - I will always love you and Buddy. You've always been polite and professional. I truly wish you the best.

Paul Markham. Just continue doing what you've always been doing.

Nikki99. I would have let you try to - repeatedly - inseminate me, but you seem to have disappeared. That actually worries me a bit...

I got no-one else I give a shit about, except:

Mark Tiarra - thank you for all of the amazing, honest, and candid advice. Sherm, we've never been close - even though we traded links for about 47 years - you are The Last Honest Man. Duke Skywalker. Fuck you and Spermshack. Fuck Shermshack while I'm at it.

May Duke Dollars reign... Oops, I meant to say "rain" - as in "Rain money down on ambitious affiliates who want to get paid on time, every other week."

CCBill. Since 1998. Paid every week, on time.

Selling my house and buying a new one in a country far, far away from Canada's blind, indiscriminate tax hammer.

Goodnight, Miss Calabash. Wherever you are.

Close this account, please.

Take care, garce.

Now I can't even find the "Log Out" button. Jeezus...

See you tomorrow.

Thank you.

enjoy the retirement :)

Done. I'm not a "webmaster" anymore.

Ok, maybe tomorrow... but not in a few weeks after I get shit sorted out.

All right, good bye.

I done went and found the button.

Buh-bye. I wish you all great success. Me? I NEED to go away for awhile.

Happy trails to you.

Well someone has the balls to do it

grace that was one returd guy never made sense I hope he got more than a couple hundred for his stuff

Hope life treats you well Garce.

Well, I hope you will stop in once in a while and say hello. If not, take care and good luck.

Congrats on achieving the ability to do that.

You'll be back with another nick. I've sold networks I've made time and time again. You'll be back.

Nobody cares. :2 cents:

Some of us have known him for a very long time.

Take care man. Hopefully you enjoy your retirement and don't piss away all your money, like many have done before. Be happy! :thumbsup

Never done biz with you, but see you back here in a couple of years when you're bored, maybe we can then

I have spent 28 yrs on this earth, and have just now this second thanks to your post discovered that it's "whole kit and kaboodle" and not "whole kitten kaboodle" (neither of which make sense tbh)

best wishes, bro :)

All the best Garce.

I love a story with a happy ending. Ive got 50 years of 'work' ahead of me.. i envy you. Many adventures await you..enjoy :)

I said that 4 years ago and look at me. :1orglaugh

Enjoy and be healthy and don't worry, I'll carry on, carrying on. :thumbsup

All the best and good luck in the future

dont let the door hit you on the way out

Seemed like a nice guy. Wouldn't hire his plastic surgeon though

ciao garce , take care :)

All the best!

good luck ;)

Good luck!

enjoy your free time and low tax country :D

bla bla .. u wont quit this forum .. u know u cant .. now cut the soap opera and admit that u will refresh this page at least once / day

good luck

enjoy it

best of luck, congrats on your retirement

Another Canadian gone, enjoy the happy retirement and super low taxes!

Take care, stranger ...

Find a woman and get laid,or maybe that's why you appeared so angry all the time

Good luck with whatever you end up doing.

Hope things work out the way he has planned in his mind.

Best of luck man. If you ever want to make some money consulting ppl how to grow you could likely squeeze some money out of me. :)

Be well and do good.

Good riddance.
You've always been a prick.
People try to be nice to you, to understand your family situation, yet you shit on anyone who tries to be nice to you.
Therefore......

Fuck off and buh-bye.

Spend the fifty bucks you got for your lame-ass shit wisely you old fool.

(PS - I give this nutjob a week before he's posting again...)

haha that made me laugh. garce good luck in everything you do and enjoy the good life :thumbsup

Oh you're saying good-bye again?

Good luck with your future plans Garce

Sad to see you go :( I'm going to miss your Avatar.
I wish you the very best pal.

one less to read

I hope that you find your bliss.

garce plans to spend his retirement developing custom wordpress code

MisterPeabody is normally such a patient and calm guy, so for him to say this about someone shows that they've earned it :1orglaugh