OK... So I Admit Defeat - What am I doing wrong?

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38970
    #1

    OK... So I Admit Defeat - What am I doing wrong?

    There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.

    For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...

    Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?

    What am I doing wrong?


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    • ottopottomouse
      She is ugly, bad luck.
      • Jan 2010
      • 13177
      #2
      The cigarette butts only grow into cigarette trees if they don't have lipstick on.
      ↑ see post ↑
      13101

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        • femdomdestiny
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2007
          • 5186
          #3
          It is very simple, you need to always use same cigarettes.
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            • mavruda
              porn cartoonist
              • Feb 2007
              • 2597
              #4
              You should have "water" it with Scotch.... not sure how old - but the cheaper one should do the job. And of course - the manure... ;-)

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                • Pierre Djurberg
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 291
                  #5
                  The grass outside my veranda is the same
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                    • iSpyCams
                      Amateur Gynecologist
                      • May 2009
                      • 4436
                      #6
                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                      There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.

                      For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...

                      Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?

                      What am I doing wrong?
                      Sounds like a parable for no-traffic splogs.
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                        • bpluva
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 235
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                          There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.

                          For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...

                          Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?

                          What am I doing wrong?
                          I would definitely put in a support ticket to the Marlboro man, something very strange is going on because it worked for me.

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                            • wehateporn
                              Promoting Debate on GFY
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 27176
                              #8
                              A cigarette in the hand is worth two in the bush

                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                              There was a nice bush in my garden, near the door on a very fertile patch of land.

                              For the last 6 years I have been throwing my cigarette butts into the bush, and today, the bush has completely died...

                              Thing is, despite my diligence, there is still NO sign whatsoever, of a cigarette tree?

                              What am I doing wrong?

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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38970
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by pornopete
                                  did you fertilize it?
                                  DUDE! Really? I shit all over it DAILY!!!!!!!!!


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                                    • Triple-A
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2012
                                      • 535
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                      DUDE! Really? I shit all over it DAILY!!!!!!!!!
                                      there we have it, you're only supposed to use vegetarian, or (even better) vegan poo!
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                                        • Chosen
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                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 63151
                                          #11

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                                            • MediaGuy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 5500
                                              #12
                                              You want a cigarette tree, not a cigarette butt tree... wrong seed...

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                                                • Scott McD
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 67792
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                  DUDE! Really? I shit all over it DAILY!!!!!!!!!
                                                  Your neighbours must have some interesting pics...


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