My conversation with an american
 

Ryan says: how are ya
Veronica says: doing alright and you?
Veronica says: happy valentine's day
Veronica says: is that an american holiday?
Veronica says: so you all celebrate is as well?
Ryan says: no we dont celebrate any holiday
Veronica says: do you even know about valentine's day?
Ryan says: what is it
Veronica says: it's a the day of.... love i guess
Veronica says: like.... you have a valentine
Ryan says: oh.... interesting
Veronica says: it goes way back but i don't know the history
Veronica says: anyway, it's huge here in america... and every gives everyone candies and flowers
Veronica says: and you do something special for your love
Veronica says: :)
Ryan says: wow, we dont do that in canada
Veronica says: it's kinda stupid and commercialize
Ryan says: we usually give each other fish

hehe..one of my favourite things to do is joke aroud with americans about Canaduh or Yankeedoodle dandies...goodtimes

us Canooks love a good joke...and we can take it...I never got any fish last year...i'm hoping the Valentine'ss day Beaver brngs me some nice Trout

I usually give Salmon Roe to my Canadian lovers

Damnit I almost spit water all over the keyboard :1orglaugh

fish :glugglug

I got mackerel this year.....I really wanted sockeye...... :sadcrying

Yeah got lots of fish today, damn those Candians :winkwink:

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and moose cock pops into his mind. "OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?" The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."
Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

i smell tuna