you ever had anal sex?
 

what happens if you pull dick out and there is poo on it?

you wipe it on her hair.

put it back in

Did it once because she was on her PIRIOD and wore a condom. Pulled out after a couple strokes and had a brown tint on the condom.... Fucking gross! I stopped after that.

Talking to a producer that shoots anal sex scenes the girl is supposed to get an enema and then not eat anything or hardily anything the day before (no food == no feces). Otherwise he gave some stories of the whole room stinking up, no fun. :Oh crap

You make her clean it off with her mouth.

how about a dirty sanchez anyone do that?

Use her towels to clean it off

Acclaim that you like poo...

I like poo sandwiches

Fleet enema's are only $2 and take very little time.

You realize it's real life and you're not a board troll :)

Grow up and realize I'm sticking my dick in her butt and it's most likely gonna get dirty. Who gives a fuck, you realize she pisses out her pussy and blood comes out once a month. Sex is dirty and fun if not you're doing it wrong.

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

Make a sandwich then :pimp

You mean, "HIS"...

That guy Pieter is as gay as 2intense.

Period.

I wipe it on his face...I mean her face.

bro don't get mad at me because you can't make money from cams

is that what the gay guys do?

Come on man :) Enter at your own risk :)

I don't pull out till I cum so I wouldn't see da shit, then straight to the shower where she washes my balls if I like her, if not I hand her change for the bus :2 cents:

Thats what curtains are for.

Having anal is something that every guy should do with his woman/girlfriend.

And what if you had something on your dick ? Clean it up and continue - you don't have to eat it up :) If woman is beautiful what are your concerns ?

I've had that - cleaned it faster with baby wipes/they have flowers aroma and then stick it back - you're having sex with person, not with shit container / I suppose/....

"Dirty Sanchez" is gross by any means - but sounds funny - like someone said to clean your dick in her hair... It's hilarious - like a joke story. In real situation I doubt that any self respectful woman would allow you to do the Sanchez - just like that.

Unless she's on drugs, passed out or she's a "pro" who does this for money....

Every train has it's own passengers - so I think CurrentlySobber should be the right guy to give the proper advice.:2 cents:

You understand that urine does not come out of the vagina, right?

Though, I agree with the rest of your post. It amazes me how little adult industry 'professionals' know about sex.

A lot of it is personal awareness and doing your best to prepare and know when it just isn't going to be a good idea.

ask LC please

I've never fucked a chick in the ass before. And i know my gf won't EVER do it. Ah well...

I agree, girls can't resist bad boy :1orglaugh

or hepatitis, apparently.

i see u suck my dick on every thread,who is gay ?:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup

Give it to CurrentlySober - he likes poo.

Yeah, but I've never had ANY sex... Let alone anal... So I cant comment... :(


I just like poo... :2 cents:

Anal is overrated

never say never.

i'll help you change that :thumbsup

:thumbsup:thumbsup

A/S/L ??? :thumbsup

What did you expect to find in there?

Trust me, with her, it's never... :1orglaugh


:(

Anal sex is fucking gross. :disgust

you fuck just with condom and you can then move shit easy

no offense, but considering your threads, you should visit a clinical psychologist immediately :Hollering

the keebler elves?

I hit the backdoor once in my life... to say I did it. Didnt enjoy it... wont do it again.

It is what it is, if you can put up with its dirtyness, it's just plain great.

Funny about many women. At 18 they don't want it up the ass but at around 30 they start begging for it. Popped an MILF recently who had begged, just begged the husband to whom she was married for 30 years to crawl up her Strada Chocolata but he wouldn't do it. I did her in the ass for her first time and she came in gallons. Now she always wants me to fuck her pussy but then come in her ass. Beats me but since I like to come in her snatch, I cheat now and again, claiming that I just couldn't hold it long enough.

Personally, I do not care for ass fucking as to me it is like sitcking my dick through a tight rubber band and then entering a vacuum because the rectal walls are so wide. I can take it or leave it but if the chick wants it, it's OK with me.

She also gives great blowjobs and swallows.

But the truth is that you can't afford sex, isn't it?

;)

poo is the only thing he can afford ;)

does he really eat poo or just joking?

That one got me rolling in spasms of laughter!