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More French Jokes That Appeared In The Tabloids !!!
These appeared in The Sun newspaper yesterday...
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris ? Nobody knows because they never tried it... The French have just ordered a new flag design. It's a white cross on a white background.... Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees ? So the Germans could march in the shade... Where do you find 60million French Jokes ? In France... What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad ? A Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup... What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast ? You can make soldiers out of toast... What's the definition of confusion ? Father's Day in Paris... What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals ? Philippe Flop... What's the first thing you are taught when joining te French army ? To say "I surrender" in German... Why was Jesus not born in France ? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin... Why don't the French like the fireworks at Disneyland Paris ? Because every time they go off, people start to surrender... What do you call a good-looking woman in France ? A tourist... What is a Frenchman's idea of safe sex ? Marking the cows that kick... Why do the French eat snails ? It gives them speedier reactions... Jacques Chirac walked into a bar with a parrot on his head and the landlord said " How did this happen" ? The parrot replied "It all started as a pimple on my ass"... When East and West Germany got back together there were talks to relocate the capital city..... Back to Paris... |
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hilarious, needs to be bumped.
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Bwaaaa.a.. hahaha...ahhhaa...
I love it! What we can't go without the French army??? Who will cook our crepes???? |
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Greatest thread ever seen on GFY |
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yeah the french got a bad rep from ww2...but i think if they hadn't drawn back..alot of their civilians would havebeen toasted...and they would have lost most of their naval fleet to germany...at least england got the fleet..i think that since then the french of been pretty gung ho about getting ivolved in the little skirmishes that pop up frm time to time...right now american media will bash anyone not supporting the drive for oil
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Some are funny... some are stupid
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god... you are so naive... the french have bad reputation from ww2 because they excelled in how they did it! this proud nation totally capitulated after a few hours! not only that, they formed their own nazi government (vishi)! they surrendered jews to the Germans when they "could". they got their freedom back from dead american soldires - who are currently the people they hate most in the world. america was attacked by japan. by your theory, the US should have capitulated after pearl harbor??? and france is a master of human rights abusers. they almost invented it. their regime in algeirs was systematically executing people and torturing people. these french low lives committed never investigated war crimes when they could. and not supporting US drive for oil??? the french government, along with the german governments are those who have interests in iraqi oil. they both have billions of dollars worth of contracts with the iraqis. not the US! when did you last seen a french man protesting against the criminal wave of anti semitic attacks in france, worst now than they have been during ww2? where are they when russian attack grozny? where are they, basically, when its not against the US? (or israel)??? thank god not all french people are scum bags. but their government, media, and "intelectuals" are the worst group of biggots i have seen in my life. |
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why do mean french people are mother fucker? Im french, i was not born at the second world war, and i havent decided anything about the war against the Iraq... so dont put every french in the same way.... :mad: |
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look at where the americans imagine the switzerland to be, i think israel better be affraid if USA decides to bomb iraq !:Graucho
http://callgirlsx.com/america.jpg another proof that not only "average" americans have water in the head , journalists and politicians too ! |
Bwahahahaha... when did the Czech Republic become Switzerland?
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/world-a...to-america.png |
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hahahah excellent map
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should see what the Sun sent to France today.
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