I love Pornhub. Sitting here tossing one off to some new full length Brazzers scenes
 

Amazing. Some of these scenes were released in just the last few months. Don't have to spend a dime. What an awesome concept for consumers!

Now, if they would just start buying restaurants so I could eat for free......:1orglaugh

but in their restaurants you will be eating stolen food from mcdonalds or kfc, right? :)

So? I'd be eating for FREE! :1orglaugh

oh, right, i got it! :thumbsup

Yes but many would not consider it real food and would still go to a proper restaurant ;)

How many? If it was real steak, and real veggies etc, you just had to look over the menu for a minute. How many? :)

these days this is where the cash come from :winkwink:

I think 42 is the number.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Actually, the analogy is wrong in general...

If we owned a restaurant that operated like one of our Tubes we would have a kitchen accessible by anyone that can cook there for free or bring cooked food and eat themself or give the food away to others for free.

Not a bad idea, just gotta find the spin with what to make money, for example a 2nd floor with a 5 star expensive restaurant that gets promoted with the crowed being on the 1st floor....

Hmmm.... Lemme see if I can find a place for this, thx for the idea!

haha oh yeah thats right "User uploaded" :thumbsup

Hmm.. or we just sell the drinks!

my job here is done. :1orglaugh

you know, seriously, this might even work well :)

Damn it, foodhub.com is taken...I tried, I tried :(

when it's their content i guess it's also their free decision what to do with it

Actually, your analogy must include food stolen from other restaurants and vendors. Then brought in and eaten at your restaurant. The food would be labeled as from another restaurant, and your new customer would have no receipt. The other restaurant owners would then sit in your kitchen, view their stolen food, and have to show you that the customers cannot prove they own it. You would then throw that food out, and let the customer stay and repeat as often as he likes, hoping the owners of the stolen food would just give up.

naw u got it all wrong, the food which you supply must be heavily salted which would make the customers very thirsty , the only thing they dont get for free is a drink and then you charge then an extra 50% for thier drinks to make up for the food they have eaten.

hm we forgot the sexy girl showing up behind you when you open the restaurant door, trying to lure you into a stripclub when you're done with dinner.

:1orglaugh good one! :thumbsup

No, actually you are wrong.. they would have a receipt that I can not verify or they claim its the correct receipt. Also the food is not always labeled. And its not stolen food, they might have just as well paid for it, they just eat it somewhere else and/or share it with others...

hmm.. interesting, or the stoves and microwaves are all limited so preparing food takes time or it is sub-par to force them to get some of them to buy some food instead...

Nah, you're wrong on this one Fabian. They never show you a reciept and you never ask for one because you know not too, it would kill the biz concept. It was a good try tho'! :thumbsup

Other restaurants could offer their plates for free and brand the silver wear and napkins with their logos.

Shit, lets do it!!!!

You'd have to have a few different kitchens and only allow some to have a good cooking/eating experience while others have to make due with subpar.

Sorry, but I disagree.. but you can claim 50 times that I am wrong, if you want... does not change the facts.

Why? Unless the good kitchens promote the kitchen brands or something for "good food making capabilities" and people can buy the tools and kitchen accessories I guess.

another good one, however once the customers are already hungry and sitting there ordering, they won't leave. And by the time they are hungry again, they'll remember the free food and place they ate last time.

True, however we'll never know which facts are correct. You wouldn't give that up, nor would I expect you too.

that is if they liked the free salty food. A lot will sure but you will be surprised how many people are willing to pay for premium food and might remember that great "sponsored" dish they had last time and go straight to that restaurant instead ;)

I bet people would still make negative comments and complain at the free restaurant.

I don't doubt that you are correct. I missed the salty part before :)

Just film a kitchen and sell it as food porn on PornHub. Done.

I can see the headlines already. Steve Hirsch offers Kate Middleton to name a dish after her! Trying to get some eyes on his restaurant lol

Nooooooooooooo, he asks her to show up topless at his high end restaurant in hopes of getting people to gawk and then buy the non-salted food! :1orglaugh

I think he would ask her to cook some food at his high end restaurant but the topless part might work out too.

Guys, I think this is getting kinda out of hand here now!

Let's stick with food and do not add in topless stuff, see how we all, we get sucked right back into it... Now its a stripclub.

Yeah, but it's just a ploy, he couldn't really afford her. It gets his restaurant on TMZ tho'! :winkwink:

All of you get back to work.

you musta missed Roalds post above. :1orglaugh

I agree! Lets keep this decent!

Look! its the guy who turned his High End restaurant into an "All You Can Eat For Free" one!!!

I like where this is going.

I also like the "guest chef" idea :2 cents:

Another thing we forgot was the sidewalk boards outside selling meds to make your cows bigger, in return making for larger meat!:thumbsup

We opened up www.watchporn.com and have been laughing all the way to the bank every since :pimp

no no, it would be right there on the napkins!

or on the tv's in the bar.

Here is how I would go with the food analogy...

Pornhub is like a massive State fair where tons of people go because it is free to get in and there is a BBQ contest and all the contestants are giving away free samples hoping to win best BBQ honors so that their name gets out and people want to come buy that particular BBQ because it is so damn good. The stakes are high; some cheaters are caught and tossed out, some fair goers eat enough samples that they are satiated, but many do go on to buy some BBQ. Of course the winners are happy but there are many sore losers.

Some folks hate the fair being there. They hate the carnies there hawking games of no-chance and the smells of animal feces, cotton candy, beer gardens, and port-a-potties. Others accept it because, by gosh golly, it is entertaining, all those rides, and prize pigs and pie eating contests. Many see the opportunity to set up a stall and sell something too. Love it or hate it, the fair isn't going anywhere because it is too profitable to the county.

Ah yes, the one week free dinner one. Think we pushed quite some people to it when it just got out :thumbsup

The topic is restaurants. Please stick to the topic. :1orglaugh