GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Need popup in new tab on click any where on page

This does that except it pops under, not in a new tab. Might be able to modify it, though.
Code:
<SCRIPT>

var puShown = false;

var PopWidth = (screen.width);

var PopHeight = (screen.height);

var PopFocus = 0;

var _Top = null;



function GetWindowHeight() {

var myHeight = 0;

if( typeof( _Top.window.innerHeight ) == 'number' ) {

myHeight = _Top.window.innerHeight;

} else if( _Top.document.documentElement && _Top.document.documentElement.clientHeight ) {

myHeight = _Top.document.documentElement.clientHeight;

} else if( _Top.document.body && _Top.document.body.clientHeight ) {

myHeight = _Top.document.body.clientHeight;

}

return myHeight;

}

function GetWindowWidth() {

var myWidth = 0;

if( typeof( _Top.window.innerWidth ) == 'number' ) {

myWidth = _Top.window.innerWidth;

} else if( _Top.document.documentElement && _Top.document.documentElement.clientWidth ) {

myWidth = _Top.document.documentElement.clientWidth;

} else if( _Top.document.body && _Top.document.body.clientWidth ) {

myWidth = _Top.document.body.clientWidth;

}

return myWidth;

}

function GetWindowTop() {

return (_Top.window.screenTop != undefined) ? _Top.window.screenTop : _Top.window.screenY;

}

function GetWindowLeft() {

return (_Top.window.screenLeft != undefined) ? _Top.window.screenLeft : _Top.window.screenX;

}

function doOpen(url)

{

var popURL = "about:blank"

var popID = "ad_" + Math.floor(89999999*Math.random()+10000000);

var pxLeft = 0;

var pxTop = 0;

pxLeft = (GetWindowLeft() + (GetWindowWidth() / 2) - (PopWidth / 2));

pxTop = (GetWindowTop() + (GetWindowHeight() / 2) - (PopHeight / 2));

if ( puShown == true )

{

return true;

}

var PopWin=_Top.window.open(popURL,popID,'toolbar=0,sc rollbars=1,location=1,statusbar=1,menubar=1,resiza ble=1,top=' + pxTop + ',left=' + pxLeft + ',width=' + PopWidth + ',height=' + PopHeight);

if (PopWin)

{

puShown = true;

if (PopFocus == 0)

{

PopWin.blur();

if (navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase().indexOf("applewebkit") > -1)

{

_Top.window.blur();

_Top.window.focus();

}

}

PopWin.Init = function(e) {

with (e) {

Params = e.Params;

Main = function(){

if (typeof window.mozPaintCount != "undefined") {

var x = window.open("about:blank");

x.close();

}

var popURL = Params.PopURL;

try { opener.window.focus(); }

catch (err) { }

window.location = popURL;

}

Main();

}

};

PopWin.Params = {

PopURL: url

}

PopWin.Init(PopWin);

}

return PopWin;

}

function setCookie(name, value, time)

{

var expires = new Date();

expires.setTime( expires.getTime() + time );

document.cookie = name + '=' + value + '; path=/;' + '; expires=' + expires.toGMTString() ;

}

function getCookie(name) {

var cookies = document.cookie.toString().split('; ');

var cookie, c_name, c_value;

for (var n=0; n<cookies.length; n++) {

cookie = cookies[n].split('=');

c_name = cookie[0];

c_value = cookie[1];

if ( c_name == name ) {

return c_value;

}

}

return null;

}

function initPu()

{

_Top = self;

if (top != self)

{

try

{

if (top.document.location.toString())

_Top = top;

}

catch(err) { }

}

if ( document.attachEvent )

{

document.attachEvent( 'onclick', checkTarget );

}

else if ( document.addEventListener )

{

document.addEventListener( 'click', checkTarget, false );

}

}



function checkTarget(e)

{

if ( !getCookie('popundr') ) {

var e = e || window.event;

var win = doOpen('http://POPUPURL.com');

setCookie('popundr', 1, 1*60*60*1000);

}

}

initPu();

</script>