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brassmonkey 09-17-2012 06:59 AM

Man with tattooed eyeball charged with attempted murder in police officer
 
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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ANCHORAGE, Alaska ? A 37-year-old man was arraigned Friday on attempted murder and assault charges after authorities say he exchanged gunfire with police at an Anchorage hotel, wounding an officer who was working on a burglary investigation.

Jason Walter Barnum was arrested Friday morning after his release from a hospital for treatment of a gunshot wound to his arm. The heavily tattooed Anchorage man was ordered held on $500,000 cash-only bail.

The right side of Barnum's face is almost completely covered with a tattoo of a skull, and his right eyeball has been tattooed black, according to the Alaska Dispatch.

Anchorage Police Chief Mark Mew said at a news conference he could only speculate on why Barnum started firing at officers from a hotel room bathroom Thursday. He said Barnum was a heroin user who showed symptoms of drug use after the incident.

"Someone just blasting away from behind a door, that's unusual," Mew said. "And of course they responded in kind, rather quickly."

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candyflip 09-17-2012 07:03 AM

I don't like things to be asymmetrical, so that would bother the fuck out of me if I had to look at him for any extended period of time.

If I was on his jury, I'd find him guilty based on that alone. :1orglaugh

L-Pink 09-17-2012 07:05 AM

What are white people going to do next?

brassmonkey 09-17-2012 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19194202)
What are white people going to do next?

im guessing he will get the other eye done in prison. :2 cents: :upsidedow

Harmon 09-17-2012 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19194234)
im guessing he will get the other eye done in prison. :2 cents: :upsidedow

Most likely his brown eye

Spunky 09-17-2012 07:42 AM

That's the first timer I've seen that..WTF,his elevator doesn't go to the top

Bladewire 09-17-2012 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19194189)












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DatePoster 09-17-2012 07:58 AM

I give him a C for creativity

Yo Adrian 09-17-2012 09:21 AM

wtfffffff I didn't even know an eyeball tattoo was possible.

brassmonkey 09-17-2012 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Yo Adrian (Post 19194488)
wtfffffff I didn't even know an eyeball tattoo was possible.

i thought it was a contact :1orglaugh

Bladewire 09-17-2012 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yo Adrian (Post 19194488)
wtfffffff I didn't even know an eyeball tattoo was possible.


rowan 09-17-2012 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19194189)

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iSpyCams 09-17-2012 11:04 AM

There was an article about this guy on Reddit and some folks came forward who claimed they had met him, said he seemed a nice guy despite his creepy appearance, just made shitty choices as a young man. Not surprisingly he remained in a life of crime since his appearance makes him pretty much unemployable.

bns666 09-17-2012 11:10 AM

looks like a top notch stand up guy :thumbsup

Due 09-17-2012 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19194702)
There was an article about this guy on Reddit and some folks came forward who claimed they had met him, said he seemed a nice guy despite his creepy appearance, just made shitty choices as a young man. Not surprisingly he remained in a life of crime since his appearance makes him pretty much unemployable.

I'd hire him for security related jobs

The Heron 09-17-2012 02:06 PM

Two in the head, one in the chest. Save society the trouble to keeping him in prison. Loser

Horatio Caine 09-17-2012 03:01 PM

How do you tattoo an eyeball?

Mr Pheer 09-17-2012 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 19195199)
How do you tattoo an eyeball?

Take a needle and poke your eye with it.

Now imagine that being done a few hundred times per minute, over the entire surface of your eye.

brassmonkey 09-17-2012 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19195299)
Take a needle and poke your eye with it.

Now imagine that being done a few hundred times per minute, over the entire surface of your eye.

:1orglaugh sounds like a good time

georgeyw 09-17-2012 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19195299)
Take a needle and poke your eye with it.

Now imagine that being done a few hundred times per minute, over the entire surface of your eye.

Nah, they showed prisoners doing this to themselves and apparently it only takes a couple of pricks and the ink runs around the entire eye.

brassmonkey 09-17-2012 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19195325)
Nah, they showed prisoners doing this to themselves and apparently it only takes a couple of pricks and the ink runs around the entire eye.

not watching have at it :)




2MuchMark 09-17-2012 04:29 PM

How fucking stupid can people be.


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