Signs of getting old?
 

Logging into Facebook and most of your page is full of kids pictures from family/friends.

I fucking hate that. I dont want to see people's inbred kids. Why do they do that?

Don't FB to let me know I'm getting old. A calendar will do the trick.

Realizing you need glasses when you try to read the information up close on a power adapter for a phone.

everyone having their family dogs put down due to old age and bitching about how they need to do something new/go back to school/etc (the second one might just be all ages though)

Looking up people you used to know in high school and finding out that a few are already dead :(

Delete profile on FB. Stay young forever.

Or better yet, don't use the fucking thing to begin with.

.. that moment when you're looking at a performer's 2257:

"What? Born in 1992!! She's underage!"

Then:

"Oh, yeah it's 2012..."

:D

haha yes this one always hits me hard

When people think your wife is your daughter.

haha true and depressing :(:(

I know. I always look at that and freak out for a sec and then I do the math.

When people think your father is your son:upsidedow

Bunch of old farts in here...