I get nervous whenever someone says, "oh, you must be good with computers."
 

I feel like they are about to ask me to be tech support because their email doesn't work..lol

I get nervous when somebody asks me if I want to play Hide The Salami :(

even if it is a girl?

go with it...lol

Somehow in people's minds building websites = taking their shitty computer apart and diagnosing hardware issues or cleaning out their porn viruses. The best is my mother who is 1200 miles away expects me to fix her computer over the phone because she says the screen is black and no more info.

same problem, are they total fucking dumb? NO! because they dont want to learn!

hahaha - the other night my sister called me and said 'hey, do you know how on your computer screen ............' i didnt even let her finish and said 'i'm right in the middle of something can't talk now' and hung up. nothing worse than getting dragged into somebody who knows nothing about their computer's problems.

this happens a lot on family reunions....

:2 cents::2 cents::Oh crap

Heard it yesterday: "My friend got diagnosed with cancer. Can you find something for her, I heard there are cures for cancer on the Internet."

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I don't mind help someone with computers :pimp

There is a hidden joke here, I'm sure of it...

hahahahah mine calls over TV and REMOTE CONTROL ISSUES to fix over phone.