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Dirty F 09-11-2012 03:58 PM

Why you just know doomsday preppers are sick in their head
 
Not because they are prepping but because they seriously hope shit will hit the fan and they can play Rambo. They can't wait for the day they can start shooting people who want to steal their food. There are several people like that on gfy as well. Choker for example.
Ofcourse 95% of them are redneck Americans.

Just watched another Episode of DP. What a fucking morons. These people watched too many Mad Max movies.

Juicy D. Links 09-11-2012 03:58 PM

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Dirty F 09-11-2012 03:59 PM

How fucked up is it to know that the majority of those backwards imbeciles will be very dissapointed when they find out dec 22 will be just another day where nothing special will happens.

Dirty F 09-11-2012 04:00 PM

Choker will probably go out and shoot some random people on dec 23...just out of frustration.

SatansCandy 09-11-2012 07:57 PM

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Colmike9 09-11-2012 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19183277)
How fucked up is it to know that the majority of those backwards imbeciles will be very dissapointed when they find out dec 22 will be just another day where nothing special will happens.

Basic astronomy proves the Mayan's wrong.

On the off chance of it happening, why do they think that the rest of the world is going to be dead and not them in their little second basement in their back yard? And if you survive like that for a little bit after an apocalypse, the world isn't going to rebuild itself fast enough for you to be able to get your life back together so you're just torturing yourself by dying slower...

kane 09-11-2012 08:15 PM

If there was such a catastrophic event that a person needed to retreat to a bunker and hide it is likely most people would die on their way to that bunker.

The only real use, as I see it, for preparedness is that there might be a situation where an earthquake or hurricane or floor or something like that hits and you are out of water/power for several days. Then having some food, flashlights and supplies would be very useful.

StickyGreen 09-11-2012 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19183274)
Not because they are prepping but because they seriously hope shit will hit the fan and they can play Rambo. They can't wait for the day they can start shooting people who want to steal their food. There are several people like that on gfy as well. Choker for example.
Ofcourse 95% of them are redneck Americans.

Just watched another Episode of DP. What a fucking morons. These people watched too many Mad Max movies.

You're such an angry hater, lol it's like all you do is hate all day.... I feel bad for you.

Must be lonely in the Netherlands or Holland or whatever weird place you live....

StickyGreen 09-11-2012 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19183274)
What a fucking morons.

Yea man, "what a fucking morons." lol... learn English dumbass...

L-Pink 09-11-2012 08:44 PM

Anyone have some new MRE recipes?

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glowlite 09-11-2012 08:52 PM

You're wrong, very wrong.

It's the "silent majority" that are the real preppers. We watch them weekly buy water purification systems, long term survival foods, ammo in sealed cans, weapons, etc.

These are normally meek laid back familys who are practicing carefully planned CYA.

You're wrong, very wrong.

Choker 09-11-2012 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19183279)
Choker will probably go out and shoot some random people on dec 23...just out of frustration.

Never shot anyone, don't hunt or fish. I think anyone who "hunts" is disturbed. The excuse of "I eat what I kill" expired around 1900. People who hunt simply enjoy killing for the sake of killing. Hell I even think fishing is cruel. And that excuse "I throw them back in they live" is total bullshit. Put a hook in a wild animals mouth and see how long it survives. Just 3 days ago I stopped my car to pull a dead cat out of the road. Last week I rescued a turtle in the miiddle of the road. In the last year I have rescued 3 dogs, 2 cats. Today I was spraying for spiders around the eaves, what I thought was a huge wolf spider was a frog, but too late I had sprayed it. So I rushed to grab a water hose to try to spray the insecticide off, while washing it off with water it jumped down into some bushes. Spent a hour looking for it in the bushes after it fell.

So I guess Dirty F troll you don't know me too well do you? IDIOT

And yeah like someone already said, you hate too much. Your life must really be miserable that you think about me so much. I am not worthy of taking up so much space in your pathetic little head, so why don't you move along little boy.

BIGTYMER 09-11-2012 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19183274)
Not because they are prepping but because they seriously hope shit will hit the fan and they can play Rambo. They can't wait for the day they can start shooting people who want to steal their food.

So fucking true. Some of them have enough weapons for a small army.

Dirty F 09-11-2012 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19183702)
You're such an angry hater, lol it's like all you do is hate all day.... I feel bad for you.

Must be lonely in the Netherlands or Holland or whatever weird place you live....

Oh how cute. Look who's upset that he got called a dumb stoner the other day :1orglaugh

Dirty F 09-11-2012 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 19183738)
Today I was spraying for spiders around the eaves, what I thought was a huge wolf spider was a frog, but too late I had sprayed it. So I rushed to grab a water hose to try to spray the insecticide off, while washing it off with water it jumped down into some bushes. Spent a hour looking for it in the bushes after it fell.

Why the hell do you kill spiders? You are so good to animals but kill spiders? Doesn't make much sense to me.

xXXtesy10 09-11-2012 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 19183705)
Yea man, "what a fucking morons." lol... learn English dumbass...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

garce 09-11-2012 10:07 PM

You have to be a moron to watch that show. Why the fuck do you even care?

Dirty F 09-11-2012 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 19183826)
You have to be a moron to watch that show. Why the fuck do you even care?

Why don't you lick my balls?

theking 09-11-2012 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 19183738)
Never shot anyone, don't hunt or fish. I think anyone who "hunts" is disturbed. The excuse of "I eat what I kill" expired around 1900. People who hunt simply enjoy killing for the sake of killing. Hell I even think fishing is cruel. And that excuse "I throw them back in they live" is total bullshit. Put a hook in a wild animals mouth and see how long it survives. Just 3 days ago I stopped my car to pull a dead cat out of the road. Last week I rescued a turtle in the miiddle of the road. In the last year I have rescued 3 dogs, 2 cats. Today I was spraying for spiders around the eaves, what I thought was a huge wolf spider was a frog, but too late I had sprayed it. So I rushed to grab a water hose to try to spray the insecticide off, while washing it off with water it jumped down into some bushes. Spent a hour looking for it in the bushes after it fell.

So I guess Dirty F troll you don't know me too well do you? IDIOT

And yeah like someone already said, you hate too much. Your life must really be miserable that you think about me so much. I am not worthy of taking up so much space in your pathetic little head, so why don't you move along little boy.

Let me correct you...not little boy...as he is a girly boy.

Radical Bucks 09-11-2012 10:26 PM

Dirty F will be the lame crying for mommy and help when he gets caught with his pants down.

When and if shit hits the fan, we get rid of lames. There will be no use for lames.

Dirty F 09-11-2012 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Radical Bucks (Post 19183853)
Dirty F will be the lame crying for mommy and help when he gets caught with his pants down.

When and if shit hits the fan, we get rid of lames. There will be no use for lames.

Look everybody, one of those dumb rednecks i was talking about.

BIGTYMER 09-11-2012 10:52 PM

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Paul Markham 09-12-2012 12:41 AM

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Not because they are prepping but because they seriously hope shit will hit the fan and they can play Rambo. They can't wait for the day they can start shooting people who want to steal their food. There are several people like that on gfy as well. Choker for example.
Ofcourse 95% of them are redneck Americans.

Just watched another Episode of DP. What a fucking morons. These people watched too many Mad Max movies.
I can see his point. These people present themselves on DP as ones who truly expect it, prepare for it, know what it will be, devote their life to preparation and if there isn't a little hope in them they will be proved right they are truly insane. Often we hear them say "When the shit hits the fan, I will be fine.? So add arrogance in there.

Their preparations are stupid and ineffectual. One guy was building a compound out of Containers that would stop a 33. Calibre bullet and can see a radius of 500 feet from the compound. So he's safe from a person with a 33. calibre rifle. Ex military with anything better have his balls. My friend can pick him off from a 1000 meters away and his buddies will turn up with enough fire power to remove the compound.

If the shit hits the fan, the army will step in and anyone who tries to stop them had best be able to match them in arms or training to stand a chance. Don't believe me?

Watch the news more often, it happens.


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Originally Posted by Radical Bucks (Post 19183853)
Dirty F will be the lame crying for mommy and help when he gets caught with his pants down.

When and if shit hits the fan, we get rid of lames. There will be no use for lames.

What rank in the forces are you then?

CurrentlySober 09-12-2012 12:55 AM

i cant afford to prep... :(

Dirty F 09-12-2012 02:10 AM

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Pornopat 09-12-2012 02:34 AM

I would hate it if that happened.
All the rebills I built up...gone...

seeandsee 09-12-2012 03:49 AM

i bet lizzard people will rape us on 21.12.2012

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Shotsie 09-12-2012 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radical Bucks (Post 19183853)
Dirty F will be the lame crying for mommy and help when he gets caught with his pants down.

When and if shit hits the fan, we get rid of lames. There will be no use for lames.

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Paul Markham 09-12-2012 05:39 AM

All the prepping in the world will not help Joe Public. This is what Joe is up against. A bunch of highly trained guys with the below equipment.

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So keep stocking on all the supplies fools. These guys have families to feed. :1orglaugh

Mad Max is fantasy, the above it real.

Don't tell me about Afghanistan and Vietnam. They live in huts, have little to steal and ready to die in their 1,000s We're not, we will be teaming up with the guys above. And fucking preppers.

John-ACWM 09-12-2012 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19183277)
How fucked up is it to know that the majority of those backwards imbeciles will be very dissapointed when they find out dec 22 will be just another day where nothing special will happens.

indeed and their disappointment will be fun to watch.

glowlite 09-12-2012 08:37 PM

^^bump^^
So everyone knows how fucking stupid and out of touch Dirty F is.

Choker 09-12-2012 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 19184796)
indeed and their disappointment will be fun to watch.

I will be the first to agree that the people on that show are dumb as rocks. No real prepper would show his stash to anyone, def not have it on national TV. People on that show are extremest idiots that just want attention. As I have stated before on this board my only "prep" is for extended power outages from either hurricanes or solar flares. My power went out this morning, first time in years. I flipped a few switches and had enough power for my computer, tv, and air conditioning. All provided from a solar cell system I put together. All other "doomsday scenarios" means game over as far as I am concerned. I don't dump money into dumb shit for this. My daughter is reselling everything I buy on ebay and her website and she is making a killing.

Deej 09-12-2012 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19184312)

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Yanks_Todd 09-12-2012 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker (Post 19183738)
Never shot anyone, don't hunt or fish. I think anyone who "hunts" is disturbed. The excuse of "I eat what I kill" expired around 1900. People who hunt simply enjoy killing for the sake of killing. Hell I even think fishing is cruel. And that excuse "I throw them back in they live" is total bullshit. Put a hook in a wild animals mouth and see how long it survives. Just 3 days ago I stopped my car to pull a dead cat out of the road. Last week I rescued a turtle in the miiddle of the road. In the last year I have rescued 3 dogs, 2 cats. Today I was spraying for spiders around the eaves, what I thought was a huge wolf spider was a frog, but too late I had sprayed it. So I rushed to grab a water hose to try to spray the insecticide off, while washing it off with water it jumped down into some bushes. Spent a hour looking for it in the bushes after it fell.

So I guess Dirty F troll you don't know me too well do you? IDIOT

And yeah like someone already said, you hate too much. Your life must really be miserable that you think about me so much. I am not worthy of taking up so much space in your pathetic little head, so why don't you move along little boy.

Fun, let me play an average GFYer.

Well let me read between the lines Mr. Choker.

You never shot anybody because you gut them.

You don't hunt or fish because both imply the possibility of failure, you just kill

You don't eat what you kill, you devour what you deserve

You pulled a dead cat out of the road and turned it into a laser cat for your militia.

You rescued a turtle and turned it into a laser cat bunker (yes the turtle was huge)

Have you rescued 3 dogs and 2 cats or recruited them?

Did you search for an hour in the bushes for a poisoned wolf spider or for the poised souls of 9/11 conspirators stalking your laser cat and dog militia?

Answer.

I tried to post this via my iPad but it wouldn't work, then I realized it wasn't an ipad it was my etch a sketch... and I am out of wine.

bronco67 09-12-2012 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19183274)
They can't wait for the day they can start shooting people who want to steal their food.

if everything does go to shit someday -- and if you know one of those doomsday preppers personally, make sure he's not pissed at you. He may come knocking on your door with a combat shotgun, and he's not looking for extra toilet paper.

18teens 09-12-2012 10:34 PM

Shit, I totally forgot doomsday was coming up. I better stock up on enough beer and weed to last me until the next time the world ends. Hmm, maybe I should kill my cat in case I get the munchies. How long until the next doomsday again?

Dirty F 09-13-2012 02:24 AM

Edit....

Dirty F 09-13-2012 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 19186213)
if everything does go to shit someday -- and if you know one of those doomsday preppers personally, make sure he's not pissed at you. He may come knocking on your door with a combat shotgun, and he's not looking for extra toilet paper.

What are you saying? That those preppers are dumb agressive gun loving imbeciles who love violence?


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