Fastest ILLEGAL way to make $1,000
 

I'm in sort of a spot where I really need to get an extra grand in my hands in about 2 days tops.
I figure You guys are about as enterprising of a group as I know.

So what's some off the wall ideas you would suggest that you could utilize to put a thousand bucks in your pocket in the shortest period of time.
Besides casinos...

Robbing someone...

selling meth.

Rob a Bank is probably the fastest.

gay porn?

sell your own piss to the piss black market

I'm a chemistry major. I can make meth. How do I find a distributor?

Cyberhuster was offering "Urban" traffic

spam .

you need to move a bit of crystal bro

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Buy some premium templates.. re-sell them them at vast discount, maybe pretend its for charity....

Buy a 50% share in shoebox's business

he said MAKE money :1orglaugh

go to raves/clubs and sell fake x to banged up ravers at like 7am ;)

you might get jumped but less issues if you get caught by da po po.

Meth...cut... Hustle..:thumbsup

Prison... Lots of cooks in there.

Put on a mask and punch someone

Then take off mask and go back to person and tell them that you can help them stop getting hurt for 1K

Easy!

Put an adverstisement out. Tell people you can show them the very best way to make very easy money if they send you $10. As soon as the money is in you tell them: "do like I did"

nobody else is going to help u. I have asked in the past. they think if they tell u it will hurt them. but it won't.

you have any sites you can sell?
Redirect all your sites mobile traffic to juicy ads.
make 5 free blogs a day..link all images to main site, maybe in a month you will make some sales.
Get a free 1800 sex number. go to all bars paste number on bathroom walls.

Film yourself jerking off. sell clips.

Put ads on craigslist to sell shit.
can't put ebooks on ebay they stoped that.

sell a mystery box on ebay.

go to fver and offer your services. submit sites. build free sites.

sell links on all your sites




I am in a bad spot like u. I took 50 dollars went to casino. I know u said no casino but, played 2 4 limit. made 100/ took 100... went to play war..... bet 10 dollars. win.. bet 10...lose bet 10...lose..bet 15.. win ...even..bet 10..start all over...made 800 in5 hours..

also another casino idea... roulette..bet 0 00.. 1...2...13....14...23....24..35..36..3...4...15.16

u have 1/3 of wheel covered. u lose ..double bet..3 times..if don't hit...start over.

just some ideas.. I guess nobody else likes to help. thought that's what this board was about.

thank you mromro for telling it straight

Bars, liquor stars, gas stations... You get your head blown off sticking up one of them. Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch em with their pants down.

you need to put money to make money.

Give 1K to a friend and then ask for the 1K back

See, now you got 1K

sell something valuable, under the market price.

Sperm bank?

Make a thread here on GFY about your sick dog that needs treatment, post some heartbreaking pics and a fake bill from the veterinary. It's been done here countless of times in different variations ^^

offer to sell your used underwear to horny gay dudes online

go to your cash machine.

request $1500

when it pops out take only $1200

the machine after a few seconds will think no money has been removed and then auto return it to the machine.

you have $1200 and the machine think you have not taken any cash.

Tell everyone on the forum your child is dying of a brain tumor and you need money to get treatment, even though you live in Canada where treatment is free. Then come back a couple months later and tell everyone your kid is fine and you didn't need to spend the money on medical bills. Instead you used it so you didn't have to work for months and on flat screen TVs and stuff. Then go into hiding. You will have to do it on a different forum though because it's already been done here once.

we have a winner, atm will not know what happened :pimp:1orglaugh:upsidedow

go gay for pay

I'd sell some of my valuable assets online, my iPhone, iMac or perhaps my LCD / Motorbike if I REALLY needed 1k within 2 days.

a lot of people have done this.

not sure if the system still lets you.

the other way is to use a fork and bend the ends.

you request cash then cancell at the correct time but grab the cash as the machine pulls it back.

sell your ass ?

gfy has turned into such a pathetic cesspool...

i like poo

Go to a payday loan shop. Most of them can get you $1000 within a couple of hours as long as you have a job and valid license. Or pawn something.

Counterfeit furniture.

sell exxxpired

post a thread that you got a baby and you need 1$ donations (i think shoebox have done it before)

Nice idea, but some designer said she would shut her piehole about the whole issue, but you seem to keep bringing it up.

fuck the illegal shit pawn some stuff or get a loan. you like your freedom? :helpme :2 cents:

this has probably already been mentioned but ... take a life insurance policy out on yourself then kill yourself after you go fuck yourself

You'd have to have a pair of tits to make it ...

title loan - the % rate they will charge you is criminal

Lease your soul to the devil with the option to buy

lol, see: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1080516

Sell some of your premium domains at 80% off, alert me first.

Apartment scam:

Take an ad out on Craig's List saying you are renting a rent-controlled apartment for $1000, first come, first serve.

Then setup appointments at an apartment where you know the owner has gone on vacation or the apartment is sitting empty.

Show people, take their money (cash only), disappear.

Now, I'm not advocating this....but I've seen this scam several times in New York City (and elsewhere).

Alternate Plan: Ask mom.