Romney hailed as regular guy by woman with horse in the olympics
 

TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)?On the opening night of the 2012 Republican National Convention, the Presidential nominee Mitt Romney received fulsome praise for being a ?regular, down-to-earth guy? from his wife, Ann, whose dressage horse, Rafalca, competed in the London Olympics.
?Mitt has never let his success go to his head,? Mrs. Romney said. ?Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he?s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.?
Mrs. Romney adopted an intimate tone as she attempted to describe ?the Mitt only I know.?
?Every now and then, Mitt will give me this devilish smile of his, and I know that can only mean one thing,? she said, flushing slightly. ?He just fired someone.?
In a small flub that many delegates found endearing, Mrs. Romney said, ?Mitt Romney is like you or me?he puts his pants on one leg at a time. Oh, wait. He has a fellow who does that for him. My bad.?
But the nominee?s wife brought the convention audience to its feet with her closing endorsement of her husband: ?I promise you that if you elect Mitt President of the United States, he will never give less than thirteen per cent.?


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I thought she was supposed to be helping his cause?

In her defense, it was just the London Olympics. :winkwink:

the horse that the US tax payers paid for... he took a $70,000 tax deduction for that animal... Romney is a criminal tax avoider that should face charges

I know, and the fact he gets off on firing people isn't a big deal either...As for pinning a gay kid and cutting his hair,it is just good old fashioned playfulness...some might call it bullying but what do they know.

Romney for president!

Mitt is a regular down to earth guy... Who paid more money for the elevator for his garage in his beach house than I five years.

Wait a sec i cant stand Romney but i did not hear her say this last night...

?Take away the seven-thousand-square-foot house in La Jolla and the bank account in the Caymans, he?s still the same fun-loving boy who pinned a gay kid to the ground and cut off his hair.?

Thats funny.

What is with all the hate? Can't a regular guy have a horse in the Olympics? Enjoy firing people? Forcefully confine a gay person and chop his hair off?

You guys believe everything you read on the Internet? At least you can tell who is watching and who is not.

There was a CNN interview at the RNC this morning, with some pretty little rich girl. She was trying to convince us that not everyone brought up with privilege is just given everything. They have to "work for it" just like everyone else.

Who the fuck really believes that bullshit? You're rich and come from a gene pool with perfect looks. Don't even try to act like your life would be the same if you grew up in a trailer park and had buckteeth.

amazing the idiocy in this business.

whats funny is a bunch of barely making it "webmasters" sitting in front of their computers making peanuts disparaging a guy who worked and accomplished more than you ever will.

Mr & Mrs Romney also love shopping at Costco. They said it, so it must be true. Or something...

Best part of this particular tale is that Costco's CEO is a big Dem supporter.

Some people think Hitler accomplished a lot. Just sayin'

HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Just the subject line kills me!! TYVM. :1orglaugh

I'm guessing most of these webmasters weren't born millionaires. Mitt was.

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He's a slutty cockholster.

Oops, jewel encrusted golden robots are here to teach me about respecting my "betters".

Right. But they often really ARE clueless about it. Many people who have had extraordinarily fortunate beginnings really do think they have only their efforts to credit for all they have.

Not all, of course. Obviously everyone is different.

Yup. And if he's not a tax cheat, LET HIM FUCKING PROVE IT! Obama released his tax returns, and it's well past time Mitt did the same. WE THE PEOPLE are entitled to know. He's applying to US for a JOB!!

"We've give all you people need to know" -- Ann, Mitt's cunty wife, on Mitt's tax returns.


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He lied on his taxes that he refused to release before being elected to his only other political office. Turned out he wasn't even eligible.

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2012/08...nors-race-too/

Let the messenger killing commence.

yeah yeah joke is on me :)

only fair, probably a nice horse:upsidedow and if the IRS lets him get away with it, then who's business is it anyways ?:2 cents:

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In tribute to 12 Clicks:

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