Fake Cum ?
 

Yes that's right not all things in PORN are real (SHOCK FACE)

I have a project cumming up (pardon the pun) where there is a need of loads of fake cum... I wonder what would be good to use ?

I know once someone suggested some shampoo which apparerlently is a dead ringer for cum... but as the girl will need to take the load in her mouth/over her face I dont think she's going to want to literally be blowing bubbles !

Anyone know any sweet ideas ? Oh no that sounded like another pun ! Can you buy something like this or make it up ?

Suggestions welcome :)

I think that punters are far too educated now to fall for any of the old "fake cum" crap we used to use (egg whites, caster sugar, water based lube, etc)

I'll never understand why some people do this, don't cum for a while and build it up :2 cents:

If i dont wank for a few days i could fill a bucket

Where to Start...
 

Where to start with my reply...

First it's actually a niche, so not fooling anyone :thumbsup

Secondly it goes on a whole lot more than you think... we have used so called "STUDS" in the past who have turned up and had no frekkin money shot... you always need a plan B...

And finally... YOUR BLESSED ! :winkwink:

icing sugar

fake cum don't like me

I think the Gorilla Gras guys were using pina colada mix. That'll work for ya!

http://www.pornadept.com/Images/gori...as-sample1.jpg

http://www.cetaphil.com/Content/imag...incleanser.png

mix it with a touch or water based lube and let it sit out for a few dayys

Hmmmm...
 

Cant use the cleanser as it has to taste good to be taken in the mouth... dont want her spuking after (even though that would be another niche !)

So far it sounds like a lot of experimenting in the kitchen for me...

Option 1. Pina Colada Mix

Option 2. Water, Tapioca Flour and Soya Milk

Option 3. Sweet Condensed Milk, Egg White and Sugar.

Option 4. Methyl Cellulose


Keep em cumming... see what I did there :Oh crap

You're in the UK right?

Try Gaviscon...

Here ya go. They ship to USA and UK and only $26.00 a bottle

http://www.kanojotoys.com/bukkake-cum-lotion-p-484.html :thumbsup

Advertised on a gay site, and never used by us personally, one of the girls on our network has used it and says nothing but good things about it:
http://www.forttroff.com/lubes-speci...list?pid=50006

#3 is the advice of Adam & Eve, FWIW

But your performers will perfer Pina Colada :winkwink:

some of our performers use yogurt with a bit of water in syringe fools 'em every time

Very good call ! +1

And thanks every one else for the continued advice :thumbsup

Icing sugar and egg whites, play around with it till you get the mix right.

Thanks All...
 

Thanks all for the suggestions I am going to play around with a few...

Now the next question is what is the best delivery method ? I did one once where the bottle I squeezed the fake cum out of was clearly in shot lol... EDIT ! :helpme

You dont know what you are talking about. Regular unloading will increase the load.

What was I watching not too long ago that talked about fake cum.... 'Dave's Old Porn' show I think....but one of the episodes had a pornstar on talking about using fake cum back in the day and she mentioned it was pina colda mix. Might still look good today?

water and flour mixed on the stove

We use powdered sugar and mix it with a little water....looks pretty real.

You will have to do some experimenting to get the look and texture you want.

Good luck!

Why don't you just buy my cum? How much do you need

This is part of why porn sales are declining. Surfers are sick of getting scammed. Fake cum is fraud and if you think surfers cannot tell the difference, you are delusional.

Sigh...
 

Sigh... please read, it's a NICHE....

Tarter Sauce

Hmmm...
 

Fishy ! And I would see a doctor if your cum looks like this...