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SwirlsGirl 08-20-2012 10:00 AM

surfers and customers are smarter than you think!
 
How is it that my customers and surfers can repeatedly abstain from submitting my join form on days that we have several rebills...

I wish my surfers were not clairvoyant, because they only seem to submit join forms on days when there are no rebills...

4-5 rebills come in and although they visit the join form...they have all decided that Sara need no sales for today because she has rebills...

fucking smart and clairvoyant surfers now a days!

But....they do land on the join form so I am grateful that they are on the forms...I guess you have to be on the form to submit the form!

Rinse repeat...one day last week 7 new sales and no rebills on that day....surfers said to themselves Sara has no rebills today so lets submit her form at 30% form submits...lol

Then when she has rebills the very next day the surfers say ahh we only submit the form at 3%

tis tis what a pitty...surfers holding out on join form submissity

Harmon 08-20-2012 10:03 AM

Signs of the times

Zeiss 08-20-2012 10:06 AM

Add mobile billing and they are screwed. :thumbsup

AllAboutCams 08-20-2012 10:06 AM

Re bills are better than nothing

epitome 08-20-2012 10:06 AM

You can see wild swings like that if doing less than 25 new joins a day. You can even see a revenue swing of $1,000 or more on any given day if doing a lot more.

19teenporn 08-20-2012 10:09 AM

I'll be damned, you're shaving yourself!

What kind of sick world do we live on?

Roald 08-20-2012 10:18 AM

Its a conspiracy.

Piriod.

Major (Tom) 08-20-2012 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl (Post 19135507)
How is it that my customers and surfers can repeatedly abstain from submitting my join form on days that we have several rebills...

I wish my surfers were not clairvoyant, because they only seem to submit join forms on days when there are no rebills...

4-5 rebills come in and although they visit the join form...they have all decided that Sara need no sales for today because she has rebills...

fucking smart and clairvoyant surfers now a days!

But....they do land on the join form so I am grateful that they are on the forms...I guess you have to be on the form to submit the form!

Rinse repeat...one day last week 7 new sales and no rebills on that day....surfers said to themselves Sara has no rebills today so lets submit her form at 30% form submits...lol

Then when she has rebills the very next day the surfers say ahh we only submit the form at 3%

tis tis what a pitty...surfers holding out on join form submissity

too few rebills to tell. I can tell you honestly your theory holds no water
ds

2012 08-20-2012 10:25 AM

they are, it's time for some of these fuckers to shrivel-up and die already .... fucking themselves off like the dinosaurs they are :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i once found a fossilized dinosaur turd

Dirty F 08-23-2012 03:30 AM

The psychotic cunt has found out about yet another conspiracy.
:1orglaugh

It makes so much sense. CCbill denies new customers when you already have some rebills. How didn't i notice this before!

Well done!

BIGTYMER 08-23-2012 03:48 AM

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