DWI Check Point.
 

I went to a B-Day party last night and sure enough I pull off the highway at my exit only to see cops everywhere. At first I thought there was an accident and almost jump back on the highway, thank god I didn't as it was a check point.

I shoved the beer I had been drinking between my legs (thank god for dresses) and give the cop my license, he looks at my tag then gives me my license back and tells me to have a nice night.


The Boobs saved me again, I thought I was going to jail.



How was your weekend?

you drink and drive?

Thats fucking lame!

Drinking and driving. Will try to not be too surprised when you kill yourself or someone else.

I think "fuck you" is very appropriate here. :disgust

i assume you are trolling.
i have lost a few friends to drinking and driving.
I never drink and drive...i take a cab. or if you must go far with your car, there is a service to drive it home for you.

This thread is going to be lots of fun.

Drank a beer there then took the 2nd one with me so I wasn't drunk but did have an open container.

Troll or just extra trashy?

I like big boobs though.

Glad to see so far we can all almost agree on something.

I'm sure you would like that sorry to pop your bubble but that will NEVER happen I drank one beer there and took the 2nd one home, would have been in jail if I had been drunk.


I'm the only one here who has drank a beer and drove? Don't think so.

I do at least three times a week, so don't feel bad. These guys are just no fun.

I don't think you do but I'm sure I'm not the onlyone who has drank one beer and got in the car and drove.


:winkwink:

I'd feel much better about this if I could see the "boobs" that saved the day.

We get them all the time here, i have also been drug tested on the side of the road

How do they test for drugs? Never seen that done before.

It look's like a double pregnancy test they scrap your tong shake it and leave it for 15min i think if its positive the lines are vertical if negative the lines are horizontal. It only tests for marijuana and something else i forget.

Why the need to bring an open container?

We have this rule not even a sip of beer if you are going behind the wheel of the car. If you have a beer or two and you take the motobike its in your hands. With the car you will kill someone else with the motobike you most likely kill yourself.

I think thats fair enough if you want to drive and drink if someone is hurt it should be you.

I think you're the only one stupid enough to post bragging about getting away with drinking and driving.

Stay classy TurboAngel.

I had a similar experience, thank god I was able to stick the baggie full of crystal meth up my ass before the cop got to my window.

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can i see the girls? :helpme :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh shitty glass

Drinking beer while you are driving is retarded. Taking beer home with you from a party is something only poor people with no manners would do.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

See Mr Markham - this is how it's done.

No need to make a desperate second post yourself if you write something people actually WANT to comment on.

+1

important part is show me boobis

poor retarded, and posting this on GFY.

Translation:
I went to this hick party that had a keg of cheap draft. I sucked down as many as I could before the host noticed some 50 year old hag was trying to put a hole in the keg.

As soon as confronted, I didnt remove the winston from my lips as I told the kid to "kiss my fucking ass". I jumped into my buy here pay here mobile with a spare beer in hand to assure I can make it to the store drinking.

I look up at some point while adjusting "Freebird" to max audio level to notice blue lights.

I stuff my road beer the one spot I know that no man wants to investigate.

With all the charm of the 3 toothed bar fly I try and push out these 50 year old bags that look like they might have been used for punching bags during Mike Tysons younger years.

The smell a lone was enough to almost dis-wade the young cop then he noticed the tattoos that looked like they were done by a cell mate of years past and he figured It just wouldn't be worth it to drag my sorry ass in.

Ps. Ill be speaking to Kathy at nat-net Monday concerning the canceling of dedicated with them. Anyone who will support you and your habbits needs not any of my business.

Still an idiot.

white trash

:321GFY

I'm dumbfounded that you not only did this, but decided to post it. An open container? You're bragging about not getting caught? I mean, really?

i want to see your tits! :love-boob

respect -1

theres not even a joke about how cool that is...

Was your GFY account hacked? Why the fuck would admit this? I hope you don't live in East Toronto - I have kids and animals and family I'd like to see live long, full lives.

True story: We were having a family BBQ. As everyone was leaving, a drunk driver came tearing down my street and smashed into a hydro pole, severing it at the base, and tossing his brand new pickup 20 feet onto my front yard.

If that pole was not there, my daughter, my sister-in-law, and her husband would be dead now. They were right in his path... My brother-in-law and I chased this guy down, caught him trying to get into his apartment. When we caught him, we saw that the skin on his face had been torn off from his air-bag.

I lost the urge to pound the shit out of him when I looked at his face. He had no clue what had happened.

I think I posted the details (and mayve some pics) here summer, 2005.

TurboAngel - I'm just a little surprised that your cunt is big enough to hide a beer bottle inside...

EPIC! You are my new hero! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

My weekend was GREAT best weekend ever ;)

:2 cents::2 cents:

Seriously? And you brag about this? Unreal..

We just lost a friend of my wife's here tonight to drunk driving. So I can sure think of a few foul words for you.

like she said , if she were swerving eratically then she would have been arrested does DRINKING 2 fucking beers even get anyone a buzz? it sure would not impair my judgement at all. Stop crying wha wha , your friends died, and im sure the car that ran into them had a 24 pack on the seat with them not 2 beers give this chick a break it's not like you are all fucking perfect most of you are fucking assholes anyway.

now email me your tit pics :)

It's not like you are smoking phencyclidine while driving cough cough

This reminds me of that guy who posted the video of himself tossing the cat around.

Close but no cigar.

Aside from maybe a StickyFingers thread or two, I don't think any GFY self-immolation has outdone that classic event.

wow, what a douchebag. Who the fuck would post this shit? You must be one hell of a catch. Enjoy your welfare.

I don't know and admit it was a stupid thing to do. I still don't think I'm the only one here who has drank one beer and drove.

I said between my legs not up my cunt. I'm in the US so that's no where close to ya.:winkwink: Don't have to worry I might drink ONE beer and drive anywhere near ya.

well, at least i know now not to post any condolences on GFY when you wrap yourself around a tree

Drinking one beer isn't going to make that happen. You would give any condolences anyway.