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JR_GraphicDesign 08-17-2012 06:45 PM

How to become a millionaire... Secret Revealed Inside
 
Buy something at a low price and then sell it at a higher price.

Note:
Please don't tell too many people about this secret, I don't want too many people figuring this out.

Barefootsies 08-17-2012 07:06 PM


digitalfantasies 08-17-2012 07:14 PM

so what's the catch?

Colmike9 08-17-2012 07:17 PM

It's called a store..

bluebook18 08-17-2012 07:19 PM

i will not tell this secret to anyone










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helterskelter808 08-17-2012 07:30 PM

You didn't explain how to get the money to buy something at a low price. This plan sucks.

Chosen 08-17-2012 08:06 PM

Cool story bro :thumbsup

Chosen 08-17-2012 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 19131751)

:1orglaugh

Radical Bucks 08-17-2012 08:20 PM

The secret to becoming a millionaire is to steal from content producers, webmasters and put the content on tubes for free, like Manwin.

shake 08-17-2012 08:21 PM

Yes, arbitrage is a business model that works for many.

rowan 08-17-2012 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shake (Post 19131806)
Yes, arbitrage is a business model that works for many.

I recently bought up 20 slightly obsolete electronic items @90c each which usually sell for $9-10 each (both at the shop I purchased them from, and on ebay.)

Trouble is that you still need a market for them. No point making an 80-90% clear profit if you only sell one or two per year. That's why I didn't buy 200 of them. :error

gimme-website 08-17-2012 11:36 PM

Ill give you 10 bucks to mow my lawn....mr bisnezzman.

JR_GraphicDesign 08-18-2012 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19131772)
You didn't explain how to get the money to buy something at a low price. This plan sucks.

ohh boy...

JR_GraphicDesign 08-18-2012 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website (Post 19131977)
Ill give you 10 bucks to mow my lawn....mr bisnezzman.

Wow, I'll give you 2 dollars to go buy some common sense.

Darn, I don't think you can buy that...

JR_GraphicDesign 08-18-2012 02:21 AM

I'm worried about some of you... You guys can't tell that this post is a joke right?!?!?!

Paul Markham 08-18-2012 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitalfantasies (Post 19131762)
so what's the catch?

Having money to buy anything other than paying your rent, knowing what to buy, knowing how to sell. Advice like this is useless on GFY. :1orglaugh

gimme-website 08-19-2012 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JR_GraphicDesign (Post 19132092)
Wow, I'll give you 2 dollars to go buy some common sense.

Darn, I don't think you can buy that...

Your retort sucked.

DamageX 08-19-2012 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JR_GraphicDesign (Post 19131730)
Buy something at a low price and then sell it at a higher price.

Note:
Please don't tell too many people about this secret, I don't want too many people figuring this out.

Don't quit your dayjob.

anexsia 08-19-2012 01:29 AM

I have figured out that placing dancing hamster .gifs on shemale blogs helps conversions by 2,000% which makes becoming a millionaire easy.

Colmike9 08-19-2012 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19133394)
I have figured out that placing dancing hamster .gifs on shemale blogs helps conversions by 2,000% which makes becoming a millionaire easy.

There is probably some weird niche out there where that would be true. What about the furries?.. :upsidedow

Brujah 08-19-2012 07:28 AM

I thought the secret was to create money out of thin air, loan it to person B and charge interest on it. The money was never really there to start with, and you get to take person B's property if he doesn't pay it back!

O MARINA 08-19-2012 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JR_GraphicDesign (Post 19131730)
Buy something at a low price and then sell it at a higher price.

Note:
Please don't tell too many people about this secret, I don't want too many people figuring this out.

Import/Export? You ain't kidding there.

DamageX 08-19-2012 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 19133609)
I thought the secret was to create money out of thin air, loan it to person B and charge interest on it. The money was never really there to start with, and you get to take person B's property if he doesn't pay it back!

It is. ;)

Bat_Man 08-19-2012 01:15 PM

All these really are true??...really to try....

Zeiss 08-19-2012 01:25 PM

Very funny...

JR_GraphicDesign 08-19-2012 01:49 PM

BUMP! For some people that can't understand a joke.

Zeiss 08-19-2012 02:16 PM

Well... I said it is funny. :1orglaugh

helterskelter808 08-19-2012 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JR_GraphicDesign (Post 19134090)
BUMP! For some people that can't understand a joke.

Says the guy who thinks any of the replies are serious.

JR_GraphicDesign 08-19-2012 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19134154)
Says the guy who thinks any of the replies are serious.

I hope your right!

John-ACWM 08-20-2012 07:34 AM

:) gonna try that :1orglaugh

djroof 08-20-2012 07:37 AM

man marketing skillzzzzzzzzzz

TisMe 08-20-2012 07:51 AM

Start out as a Billionaire, then follow Paul Markham's business advice.

You'll be a millionaire in no time at all. :)

DamianJ 08-20-2012 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JR_GraphicDesign (Post 19134607)
I hope your right!

*you're

sigh.

SkinBoysCash 08-20-2012 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 19133609)
I thought the secret was to create money out of thin air, loan it to person B and charge interest on it. The money was never really there to start with, and you get to take person B's property if he doesn't pay it back!

^ We Have a Winner!! But that doesn't make you a Millionaire. It turns you into a Multi Billionaire.......


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