Where in the fuck would I find this?
 

I am looking to purchase 1,000 ace of hearts playing cards. Looked around the entire internet it seems and can't find anything. I figured it you randoms know anything it's something useless like this.

Thanks for your help and inevitable uselessness.

I sell Ace of Hearts cards by 10,000 minimum. If you can use that many I can do it for $20,000.00 bucks... 2 bucks a pop, great deal for u... Let me know...

If the internet doesn't know, how many fucktards here can help you?

http://www.google.com/search?q=bulk+...ng+cards+magic

just contact any playing card manufacturer and ask them. 1000 should be enough that they give you a price.

where can i buy one?

Um... Why not just have them printed like you would a flyer on coated card stock, would seem the logical route and more likely will work out cheaper too...

The other benefit is, you dont have to stamp your website url on them if thats what you were thinking...

I was going to suggest that you bought 1000 packs of playing cards and threw away the cards you didn't want, but this guy maybe makes more sense :)