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Man Claims ?World?s Largest Penis? Got Him Frisked At SFO

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SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) ? A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.

New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

?TSA didn?t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,? Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.

?They asked me if that?s a growth ? and i said no, that?s my dick,? he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.

Falcon said there was no immediate response to his answer from the TSA personnel. ?I think they were more embarrased than I was,? he said in the CBS SF interview.

According to Wikipedia, Falcon?s penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect ? making it the largest ever recorded.

On his Facebook page he lists his favorite quote as, ?Yes, it really is that big. See, you can fit more than three hands on it.?

Falcon said he said he was subjected to both a metal detector and a body scanner before being selected for additional screening. He said he was eventually released and allowed to catch his flight.

?Two hour delay?Fun trip home (sarcasm mode),? he tweeted at the time.

Falcon has worked as a gaming journalist and actor. He lists several television and film credits, and was featured in a 1999 HBO documentary profiling men with large penises.

it's a blessing and a curse....

Does any body have a photo of it?

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 19065322)

Does any body have a photo of it?

whoa brooo

He has a small dick in Africa.

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 19065322)

Does any body have a photo of it?

Would you like to touch it? Would you like to lick its head? Maybe put it in your mouth?

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Originally Posted by adultdomainseller (Post 19065334)

http://i.imgur.com/5Wlep.jpg

actual photo

I want this guy under contract :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 19065322)

Does any body have a photo of it?

: boyalley ...

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 19065322)

Does any body have a photo of it?

you forgot the "NO HOMO ....." before your question ..... js :Oh crap

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Originally Posted by adultdomainseller (Post 19065334)

http://i.imgur.com/5Wlep.jpg

actual photo

It's HORSEDICK.MPEG !!! hahahahaahaaaa :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by facialfreak (Post 19066624)

you forgot the "NO HOMO ....." before your question ..... js :Oh crap

Oh yeah... I "NO HOME" just want to compare my cock size.

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http://largepenisparty.tumblr.com/post/26348826811

Same thing happens to me at airports...

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 19065326)

whoa brooo

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 19066661)

Oh yeah... I "NO HOME" just want to compare my cock size.

This no gay
http://largepenisparty.tumblr.com/post/26348826811

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6...n0tjo1_500.jpg

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Originally Posted by adultdomainseller (Post 19065334)

http://i.imgur.com/5Wlep.jpg

actual photo

He is actually holding a full size hard drive in his hand. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19067324)

I love stories like these.

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19066768)

Same thing happens to me at airports...

I'm sort of lucky , no one gives a shit about my flaccid 9 1/2 inches:pimp

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 19067337)

Must be- that is a well done site

Thanks, I think...

I actually don't like that tour at all but conversions are fantastic on it so wtf do I know... :winkwink:

It's a curse having a monster dick,trust me I know

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19067794)

Thanks, I think...

I actually don't like that tour at all but conversions are fantastic on it so wtf do I know... :winkwink:

I was serious - less the tour than the way it leads the consumer and allays his concerns as he has them.

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Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19066913)

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:Oh crap:1orglaugh:throwup

OMG! Bit pointless him blowing his load into a sock, I guess! :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19066913)

http://www.xvideos.com/video226970/4..._ll_eve r_see...
:Oh crap:1orglaugh:throwup

WTF???

At that point I guess he just passes out from dehydration.

.:1orglaugh