Have you ever prended to be gay, in order to win an online argument?
 

Or, likewise, if you ARE gay... Have you ever pretended to be straight?

I can't afford to pretend.

So you ARE gay then? Respect n all that....

I can't afford to be gay.

i cant afford NOT to be gay, should it facilitate my winning of an online argument... :2 cents:

I can't afford to facilitate

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what`s wrong in being gay? :)

When did I say there was anything wrong with being gay?

Infact, I AM gay... I even own a Mazda Miata...

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See ?

I can't afford a Mazda Miata...

& i cant afford to be truthful, regarding the car that I own... :(

I can't afford to comment. :(

No but I did pretend to be Gay once in a strip club to get a dumb fuck stripper to leave me the alone while I was trying to talk business with someone. She wouldn't take no for an answer, no matter how polite I was about it.

Makes you gay
 

Owning a Miata makes you gay?

Allegedly... :(

I had a similar situation a few years ago...

I didn't pretent to be gay though... Bitch would not shut the fuck up, about a 'VIP DANCE' so I gave her a really hard left hook..

"Bubba The Bouncer" was not impressed and he man-handled out the back door where I found myself sat on the foor near the bins...

However, his face was a picture, when I unzipped him and performed fellatio !!

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

i cant afford a Fry... :(

Miata
 

GF had one, can't ever convince her into a 3-some

Don't worry, just borrow the Wi-Fi antenna from your laptop

I am pretending right now to be a gay black man trapped in a straight woman's body wanting to start an argument so I can get bitchslapped like a cheap little ho. Does that count?