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epitome 07-11-2012 07:43 PM

Hidden Government Scanners Will Instantly Know Everything About You From 164 Feet Away
 
Within the next year or two, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security will instantly know everything about your body, clothes, and luggage with a new laser-based molecular scanner fired from 164 feet (50 meters) away. From traces of drugs or gun powder on your clothes to what you had for breakfast to the adrenaline level in your body?agents will be able to get any information they want without even touching you.

And without you knowing it.

The technology is so incredibly effective that, in November 2011, its inventors were subcontracted by In-Q-Tel to work with the US Department of Homeland Security. In-Q-Tel is a company founded "in February 1999 by a group of private citizens at the request of the Director of the CIA and with the support of the U.S. Congress." According to In-Q-Tel, they are the bridge between the Agency and new technology companies.

Their plan is to install this molecular-level scanning in airports and border crossings all across the United States. The official, stated goal of this arrangement is to be able to quickly identify explosives, dangerous chemicals, or bioweapons at a distance.

The machine is ten million times faster?and one million times more sensitive?than any currently available system. That means that it can be used systematically on everyone passing through airport security, not just suspect or randomly sampled people.

[continue reading at Gizmodo]

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2012 07:44 PM

I'm killing myself just in case ...

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-11-2012 07:51 PM

Slowly but surely

Sunny Day 07-11-2012 08:26 PM

Does it really work
 
They said it would be 1-2 to be working. In the meantime there looking for investors. So they did one trial demo for the CIA, those are easy to fake. This sounds so much like those guys in the US about 15 years ago that had devices about the size of those early cell phones that supposedly would detect, drugs, guns and bullets in a school locker or other places. Schools bought them after demo tests were "so successful." Turned out the had a couple of blinking lights on the outside a couple of batteries and a blank plastic card that Scandia Lab in New Mexico said the device was bogus.

This might work, but I'd be very skeptical. Look at any other laser controllers these boxes look very plain. Too plain. Maybe it's all software driven.

BIGTYMER 07-11-2012 08:28 PM

I'm investing in a tinfoil body armor suit.

epitome 07-11-2012 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunny Day (Post 19054767)
They said it would be 1-2 to be working. In the meantime there looking for investors. So they did one trial demo for the CIA, those are easy to fake. This sounds so much like those guys in the US about 15 years ago that had devices about the size of those early cell phones that supposedly would detect, drugs, guns and bullets in a school locker or other places. Schools bought them after demo tests were "so successful." Turned out the had a couple of blinking lights on the outside a couple of batteries and a blank plastic card that Scandia Lab in New Mexico said the device was bogus.

This might work, but I'd be very skeptical. Look at any other laser controllers these boxes look very plain. Too plain. Maybe it's all software driven.

It's In-Q-Tel involved though. They are very real. While I doubt some claims like being able to tell what you ate that morning most of what it claims to be able to detect does not seem far fetched.

brassmonkey 07-11-2012 08:57 PM

who cares :1orglaugh

baddog 07-11-2012 09:11 PM

I think the Dutch have been doing this for a while. That is why they rarely ask to see your rail pass.

BIGTYMER 07-11-2012 09:11 PM

ADE 651

http://www.thestatesmen.net/wp-conte...-Islamabad.jpg

:1orglaugh

Sunny Day 07-11-2012 09:39 PM

Another ADE 651 is probably right
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19054803)

The Wikipedia article tells the sad truth.
Gadi Aviran, the head of the Israeli security firm Terrorgence, said: "If someone comes to an expert, claiming that he had developed a device that can detect the smell of explosives from several meters away, the expert must know that this is physically not possible.

2012 07-11-2012 09:42 PM

but can it see through armor plated panties ?

JFK 07-11-2012 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 19054828)
but can it see through armor plated panties ?

yeah, even yours :winkwink:

ottopottomouse 07-12-2012 05:43 AM

It's a big box full of dogs noses.

DamageX 07-12-2012 05:52 AM

"If you've done nothing wrong, then you have nothing to fear."

Emil 07-12-2012 05:52 AM

The land of the free and the home of the brave!


Paul Markham 07-12-2012 05:52 AM

Can it see if I'm a Troll? LOL

geedub 07-12-2012 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 19055170)
"If you've done nothing wrong, then you have nothing to fear."

Exactly the attitude you shouldn't have

seeandsee 07-12-2012 06:36 AM

great, control me with press of a button, sweet freedom!

blackmonsters 07-12-2012 06:44 AM

Will never happen!

Never!

Because it would mean the end of racial profiling.

DamageX 07-12-2012 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 19055215)
Exactly the attitude you shouldn't have

Exactly, I don't.

geedub 07-12-2012 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19055235)
Will never happen!

Never!

Because it would mean the end of racial profiling.

Very good point, the man needs racial tension in USA

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Tom_PM 07-12-2012 07:43 AM

I knew a guy once who could smell the air when a girl walked in the room and he could tell you if she was ready. So like.. thats pretty cool too.

DWB 07-12-2012 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19055304)

:2 cents:

Sly 07-12-2012 08:05 AM

Can we rip on Obama for this or is that not cool with the Obama patrol?

alias 07-12-2012 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 19055305)
I knew a guy once who could smell the air when a girl walked in the room and he could tell you if she was ready. So like.. thats pretty cool too.


Sunny Day 07-14-2012 10:46 PM

If it works collect the money
 
Magician James Randi offered $1 Million to these guys to prove the ADE 651 worked. Think they would gor for it.
"The veteran Canadian-American magician and sceptic James Randi has publicly offered one million dollars to anyone who can prove the device's effectiveness as far back as October 2008.[24] Randi issued a statement calling the ADE 651 "a useless quack device which cannot perform any other function than separating naive persons from their money. It's a fake, a scam, a swindle, and a blatant fraud. Prove me wrong and take the million dollars."[12] According to Randi, and as reported by the New York Times on November 3, 2009, nobody from ATSC has responded."
Bet these guys with their laser won't take the challenge.
I spent $20 to take a class on how to fake this shit. All it is a few magic tricks and people wanting to believe.

Hell my GF can convince strangers she dated them 10 years ago and they had the best sex ever.

The Wall Street Journal fell for a full page ad of a soda can with built in coolant.

bronco67 07-14-2012 10:52 PM

If they want to be bored by my daily activities, then I feel sorry for them.

ShoeBox 07-14-2012 11:03 PM

Yes officer i ate frosted flakes this morning how did you know?

BIGTYMER 07-14-2012 11:09 PM

Lots of money has traces of drugs on it. We're fucked!

epitome 07-14-2012 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunny Day (Post 19059794)
Magician James Randi offered $1 Million to these guys to prove the ADE 651 worked. Think they would gor for it.
"The veteran Canadian-American magician and sceptic James Randi has publicly offered one million dollars to anyone who can prove the device's effectiveness as far back as October 2008.[24] Randi issued a statement calling the ADE 651 "a useless quack device which cannot perform any other function than separating naive persons from their money. It's a fake, a scam, a swindle, and a blatant fraud. Prove me wrong and take the million dollars."[12] According to Randi, and as reported by the New York Times on November 3, 2009, nobody from ATSC has responded."
Bet these guys with their laser won't take the challenge.
I spent $20 to take a class on how to fake this shit. All it is a few magic tricks and people wanting to believe.

Hell my GF can convince strangers she dated them 10 years ago and they had the best sex ever.

The Wall Street Journal fell for a full page ad of a soda can with built in coolant.

That was made by the Brits.

The US never wastes money and this product is made by Canadian's in the new porn capital of the world.


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