I pretend idiots are really intellectuals being cuttingly sarcastic
 

The world is suddenly a better place.

Perhaps you're giving idiots too much consideration?

Or are you just being intellectually sarcastic?

I have to watch what I say sometimes since most people here will just not get it and think I'm retarded..

Or go the other way, drop to their level and bring out your own inner idiot.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154421/

(There's a brief scene where they have an orgy, which shows a closeup of a penis penetrating a pussy. First and only time I can remember seeing real sex on TV...)

Well done you.

Being a cuttingly sarcastic intellectual I enjoy idiots.

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Idiots are incapable of intelligent sarcasm.

Ha Ha Very clever and how insightful!