341 People Bought This Watch?
 

I can't even afford a Rolex, which is about 6k give or take. 341 People have reviewed this watch. This cost more than a really nice car. Holy shit, that's a lot for a watch!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...0&linkCode=as2

Some funny shit in those reviews
 

As a billionaire with absolutely nothing better to do with my money, i purchased a few of these watches for use on my explorations through the Taman Negara rainforest. On these explorations I tend to get attacked by many wild animals, usually man-eating elephants or herds of stampeding jaguar. This time however i was attacked by a massive anaconda. Anaconda are a massive brutish species that live in small tribes spread throughout the Taman Negara. They have massive claws used for tearing through bone and flesh, they run up to 56 kilometers an hour using their massively strong hind legs in combination with there wings used for propulsion rather than flying. I had had encounters with them in the past, but nothing quite this severe. I usually managed to fight them off using watch based kung foo that i studied in the mountains of Japan for 47 years. It was a dark night, monsoon season was at it's height, over 400 feet of rain every hour. I was trekking about when a group of Anacondas, riding 3 toed sloths ambushed me. We faced off and i made the first move, as is accustomed in my watch-foo fighting style. I went for a forward, reverse backhanded slash with my Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch(tm). What would you know? It shattered with the first hit and the battle went downhill from there. The first Anaconda bit off my right arm with it's massive beak. This put me into shock as the rest of my limbs were removed. I was taken back to their village where i was tied to a stake and left out for 36 years. After the 13,140th day at 2AM, an anaconda ventured to close to me, i pretend to be unconscious as it closed in on me. As it came with grasp i lunged out and bit off its hoofed right foot. I hastily ate it and used its spear to free myself. I escaped in the night through the jungle, i wandered for 4 years until i came across a friendly group of bull dozers you hastily got me home to my mansion in the swiss alps. Where i was able to buy a far better watch. Overall would i recommend this watch? Well, it's responsible for the loss of all of my limbs, its got me imprisoned for 36 in a village of anacondas. I wandered through the jungle for 4 years, not sure how i managed that, but i did. This watch is responsible for destroying many years of my life. Overall I couldn't be more satisfied and i would recommend to a friend.

Huge wall of text hits you for 999,999 damage (900,000 overkill)

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I don't own a watch. I do not care what time it is.

If I had money to burn,I still wouldn't buy that

I read another 3 reviews and all of them made me laugh out loud!

These billionaires have a great sense of humor.

I love these community review comedies - that one about the $2000 speaker cable, my friends and I quote all the time. "We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives."

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...cm_rdp_product

There are a lot of companies that do fake reviews, just saying...

Haha. And this

Some people have too much time on their hands. Funny though.

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Is that a ventpipe in the watch?

Not a fake review:

Everything on the page is fake!

All of the reviews are epic. This must have already gone viral somewhere else.

There was a thread about that watch and reviews like a year ago.

"I see it is water pressure safe to like 3000 feet, but what about in the zero gravity vacuum of space? will it explode? I dont want to look like a loser with a broken watch when I lift-off with Virgin Galactic. Anyone with space travel experience your comments would be apreciated."

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thats MY line... :2 cents:

looks like shit.

i really dont know can you add review if you didt buy it, in other case that billionaires are funny with comments

i lold...............

it shows 342 reviews.,

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there's a few products on Amazon that have been chosen for some reason to be a test platform for comedy writing skills. There's some really funny people out there. This one has always been my favorite.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M.../dp/B00032G1S0

I think maybe this happens when something is really expensive, or cheap. Who really would need to review milk?

how/why do they allow reviews without buying?

I don't think they allow reviews without buying. I could be wrong but I believe they make you purchase the item first. That's why I was like WTF! That's alot of money for a watch. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp

Holy shit that's great...

for wankers only

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Holy shit this entire thread is pure gold. Thanks to all for brightening my day

i can't afford to copy other people

List Price: $145,000.00
Price: $89,999.99
You Save: $55,000.01 (38%)

Nice deal!



$89,999.99 + $9.95 shipping

I own the lower model of this watch... it was about 40,000$ USD

I just found this one...too expensive for me.

I'm high class, you're not.

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Did you look at all the images people are posting of them in the shirt?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-me...pdp_images_dav

I'm in fucking tears. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/image...fdc61210.L.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61TdMtEcRQL.jpg

fucking awesome thread

Even if it says: You Save: $55,000.01 (38%), it still is very expensive.

You don't have to buy the watch to leave a review. Just add it to your wishlist and take it off, it will ask if you want to leave a review.

I'm putting this on my GFY xmas list for those that want to buy me something....


http://underscoopfire.com/wp-content...1/12/eddie.jpg

The designer of this watch was inspired by the 'bevel' effect of photoshop 4 or 5.

not really ,most people are writing mocking & fake reviews! one such example is this product, has really funny reviews:

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/pr...ews/B000796XXM

with gold like :"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty. " :1orglaugh

They put a review in the item, then they bought it almost 100K USD but complaining about the shipping fee for 20 bucks? LOL

6K for a Rolex is a large sum of money. It is the Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch. Here’s something interesting: water resistant depth is 3300 feet. They are all saying it is high accuracy and perfection. Some are saying these millionaires have nothing better to do than to create small-sized objects that are high priced. It’s about time… Get into internet reviews.

Watches are most important, depending on your situation. At sea, I always like to have a watch on, although, these days, with all the compasses & navigation attached to lifejackets & stuff, it's like having a smart tv, laptop, iphone, ps3, sky dish & a tiva box, all of them working the same thing, but each giving just that extra 1 thing to the others.

Looks awesome btw :thumbsup

Since I can't afford this, I'm thinking of buying a Cartier or Tag. The 1 star on this is a guy complaining about shipping. Haha you're kidding me right? Still it's 44% off for all you bargain shoppers. LOL

what a crazy thread :))

Even if I had the money I couldnt see spending it. I have two watches now and dont know where they are in my house its been so long since I wore them. lol

fitty suckers:pimp

I wouldn't buy that watch with Brad's Black Card if my wife depended on it. But since I am not married. Brad?