Don't you hate it when...
 

you're taking a piss and you get pee all down your leg while trying to shake it?

you mena you don't do it sitting down? or have a tube that goes from your chair to the sink?

Yep that's a pisser

nope its kinda nice, warm and fuzzy :helpme

I hate it when I take a piss, but don't relax my flow until I got my cock in the boxers.

I fucking hate pissing myself.

attention whore!

Naa, I hate it more when I take a leak and got some lint caught in my pee-hole, and I get the showerhead effect!

that is why I keep a cracked out model around... why shake it dry when she can suck the remaining drops out...

LOL

I sit when I pee.

you bastard guy

Don't you hate it when you're in a meeting and you piss yourself...what that's never happened to you guys?

I love it when that happens mmmmmmmmmmm

Nver had the pleasure of that happening to me :winkwink:

don't you hate it when you first wake up and your piss breaks off into 2 streams and hits the side of the toilet rather inside.

the best one is trying to piss in the toilet when you got a hard-on!