Terrorist Survival Guide -- Somebody had to make $$$$
 

Don't know if it includes duct tape....

I am waiting to see over the weekend the first infomercial selling " a kit" garanteed to protect against terrorist attack...." and if you call right away for this exclusive TV offer, they will throw in an extra gas mask.....

Only problem: please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery :321GFY

http://www.internationalsurvivalguide.com/