have you ever been abducted by aliens and was anal probed?
 

have you ever been abducted by aliens and was anal probed?

please vote now and share your experiences. :thumbsup

I did wake up one morning with my underwear around my ankles and a sore potato patch after a heavy night of drinking once

SOUNDS LIKE AN ALIEN ABDUCTION TO ME :thumbsup

When i experience sleep paralysis it feels like someone is touching me. Definitely one of the strangest feelings in the world.

Yeah of course :)

Yes happens every night

Me too! Twice!

I must be abducted on a regular basis then....

Thinking about going out and being anally probed tonight actually. I was going to head for the local bar, but perhaps I should go to Roswell instead.

Roswell :thumbsup

This happens to me just about every friday night

my friend got abducted by alcohol and fucked in liver all the time... :D

That's cause you like thing up your ass, but some people might not :thumbsup

That was a cock in your ass, not an alien probe. Stop doing drugs :thumbsup

only 3 people so far admit to have been anal probed by aliens! hhhhm :winkwink:

Here is an alien

That's fucked up! :1orglaugh

This is why I don't drink... :Oh crap

Yes, but they did not anal probe me. We sat in the space ship flying around and we started abducting random people and probing them with a variety of things just for a good laugh. It was fun.

Today? No.