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This is your captain speaking
Please stop jerking off and fasten your seatbelts.
Thank you. |
Okay, we have landed and safely arrived at the gate.
You may continue jerking off. |
Is that some TubeAirLine?
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Da-da-dadada-da-da-circus, da-da-dadada-da-da-afro-circus, afro-circus, afro, polka dot, polka dot, polka dot afro!
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I think just like people pretend to turn off their phone for takeoff and landing, we only pretended to stop jerking off during those times.
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Where's the stewardess with hot towels?
Nothing like rubbing one off in the air sickness bag. . |
I just lost 8 seconds of my life.. i want it back :)
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