How Did Jesus Get in the Psalms?
 

The Psalms were written in 1000 BC. How did Jesus get in the Psalms?

?Behold, I come in the scroll of the book it is written of me. I will open my mouth in a parable and obscure sayings of old (Jesus spoke in parables). The assembly of the wicked has enclosed me. They pierced my hands and feet and cast lots for my clothes (Crucifixion did not even exist in 1000 BC). My own familiar friend in whom I trusted. Who ate at my bread has lifted up his heal against me (Judas). They gave me gall for my food and vinegar to drink. Those who hate me without a cause. He guards all of his bones. Not one of them is broken. My God, my God why hast thou forsaken me? Can he deliver his soul from the power of the grave? Proclaim the good news of his salvation from day to day. His name shall endure forever? Psalms 22?34-40?41?69-78- 89-96

?You will find me in the Psalms? ? Luke 24

"The tares are the children of Satan the father of lust. Bind the tares and burn them. Cast them into the everlasting fire" - Jesus

Many of those were written by David, apparently using similar words but in a different context.

http://www.jewishroots.net/library/p...istries%20.htm

might enlighten, or not

..religion here? :Oh crap:helpme:Oh crap

Time travel.

The old testament is a collection of stories that were passed around between people and which changed over time until people wrote them down. The so called holy book isn't so holy, in fact in the original stories there was more than one 'God'. If you read Genesis you will see that God is spoken of as "we" , long before the royal "we" was adopted. They are a relic, the product of stories that were told around fires. There's nothing special about them except that they're interesting historically. None of them speak of Jesus , the only people who think they do are religious fanatics who will read anything into these stories.

Because he's cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out of a man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a apple from a magical tree. geez... thought everyone knew that...:winkwink:

Because he fitted the myths best.

Example.
Jesus didn't die for our sins. One version. He died for fucking up the Jewish Priests trade in the Temple. And if there's one thing that will get executed it's fucking with a religious mans income. Other version. He proclaimed he was "King of the Jews." and executed as a rebel by the Romans in the way Romans executed rebels. All the time in those days.

People afterwards wrote the story that he fitted the prophecies. Which doesn't make it true.

In fact if you read up on it, many of the prophecies he supposedly fulfilled were the same as a Roman god.

i read it as "How did Jesus get in the Palms" and was thinking it's about Vegas

Me too ! I thought he may have gone up to the holy Ghost Bar...

Sheesh :1orglaugh

He hired KB? :)

Psalm 69, one of my favorite Ministry songs.

Messiahs are old news, always being prophesied and predicted... they just made one up post-facto....

:D

so did I, he paid off the doorman :2 cents::pimp