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papill0n 05-29-2012 06:29 PM

I don't know whether i'm alive and dreaming or dead and remembering
 
how can you tell what's a dream and what is real when you cant even tell when you're awake or when you're asleep ????

papill0n 05-29-2012 06:29 PM

father!! father!!

papill0n 05-29-2012 06:30 PM

im in terrible trouble and I need help!!

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-29-2012 06:39 PM

I float when I sleep.

ShoeBox 05-29-2012 06:42 PM

call 911

sperbonzo 05-29-2012 06:44 PM

You're probably dead and dreaming. Just relax and go with it.



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TrashyContent 05-29-2012 06:50 PM

Hmmm...
 
Can you still get a hard on ? :error

CaptainHowdy 05-29-2012 06:51 PM

If you're on fire you're dreaming ...

papill0n 05-29-2012 07:01 PM

only those with metal in their blood can help me

The Porn Nerd 05-29-2012 07:39 PM

If you're coming on some gorgeous girl's face, you're dreaming.

If you're posting on GFY asking if you're dreaming, you're wide awake.

Hope this was helpful. :D

Grapesoda 05-29-2012 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18971418)
how can you tell what's a dream and what is real when you cant even tell when you're awake or when you're asleep ????

hit yer dick with a fucking hammer... then you'll know for sure :thumbsup

LiveDose 05-29-2012 08:42 PM

Well we're all either dead or alive so let's get this figured out...

glowlite 05-29-2012 08:54 PM

Obviously your cerebrum has suffered massive and irreparable damage papill0n. Sorry ...

BIGTYMER 05-29-2012 09:02 PM

Pour some bleach in your eyes. If you're dreaming you'll know it.

Works everytime.

epitome 05-29-2012 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18971498)
If you're coming on some gorgeous girl's face, you're dreaming.

If you're posting on GFY asking if you're dreaming, you're wide awake.

Hope this was helpful. :D

Winner winner chicken dinner.

papill0n 05-29-2012 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowlite (Post 18971592)
Obviously your cerebrum has suffered massive and irreparable damage papill0n. Sorry ...

we have a winner :thumbsup

Django 05-29-2012 09:51 PM


sandman! 05-29-2012 09:54 PM

:warning:warning:warning:warning

JFK 05-29-2012 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 18971577)
hit yer dick with a fucking hammer... then you'll know for sure :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 18971595)
Pour some bleach in your eyes. If you're dreaming you'll know it.

Works everytime.

I just love how helpful and caring GFY members can be at times, brings tears to my eyes :waaaaahh :evil-laug

anexsia 05-29-2012 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18971675)
I just love how helpful and caring GFY members can be at times, brings tears to my eyes :waaaaahh :evil-laug

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'll remember when I'm having a medical emergency to first login to GFY and get opinions on what to do first.

onwebcam 05-30-2012 12:21 AM

Unplug yourself from the matrix.

calvinawe 05-30-2012 03:43 AM

you must be Sschrödinger's Webmaster

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...20pics/cat.jpg

TheSenator 05-30-2012 03:46 AM

Pain....if you feel physical pain you are lucid and alive.

CamTraffic 05-30-2012 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18971740)
Unplug yourself from the matrix.

was just thinking the same thing

do you remember taking one of them?

http://www.agilitrix.com/wp-content/...dblue_pill.jpg

onwebcam 05-30-2012 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 18971948)
was just thinking the same thing

do you remember taking one of them?

http://www.agilitrix.com/wp-content/...dblue_pill.jpg

No church in the wild..

BlackCrayon 05-30-2012 04:35 AM

Just tell me that the rat is real and the way I am now is a dream.

EddyTheDog 05-30-2012 04:51 AM

Just go with the flow.....

2MuchMark 05-30-2012 04:54 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DMVOIBRomA...mp+vanilla.jpg

pornmasta 05-30-2012 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18971418)
how can you tell what's a dream and what is real when you cant even tell when you're awake or when you're asleep ????

you can't really tell that theoretically, you have to feel the difference, because you have to be able to feel the difference.
If you can't just try to follow the rules that you have to follow.

So for example, don't do that if you know you can't fly:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DMVOIBRomA...mp+vanilla.jpg

If you know that you can and if you aren't on drug, you are probably dreaming.

suesheboy 05-30-2012 05:01 AM

The is no way to ever really know.

EddyTheDog 05-30-2012 05:08 AM

The trick I use is to go to a place - I am in London so if I can get to Time Square in less than 10 seconds I am probably dreaming.

Babaganoosh 05-30-2012 05:17 AM


VladS 05-30-2012 05:21 AM

Vruuuuuuuuuuum.

suesheboy 05-30-2012 05:24 AM

...why does it matter?

sperbonzo 05-30-2012 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calvinawe (Post 18971907)
you must be Sschrödinger's Webmaster

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...20pics/cat.jpg


.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaug h:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaug h:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaug h




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Choopa Phil 05-30-2012 06:43 AM

The only way to truly tell is to attempt to fly.

onwebcam 05-30-2012 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18972107)
The only way to truly tell is to attempt to fly.

attempt?

justinsain 05-30-2012 07:03 AM

C'mon people, try and keep up :)



pornmasta 05-30-2012 07:06 AM

the uploader has not made this video available in your country

2intense 05-30-2012 07:13 AM

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=96543&dateline=1332134790

papill0n 09-23-2012 09:50 PM

darkness

imprisoning me

peterk 09-23-2012 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18971498)
If you're coming on some gorgeous girl's face, you're dreaming.

If you're posting on GFY asking if you're dreaming, you're wide awake.

Hope this was helpful. :D

no that just means you are in a night mare

beks001 09-23-2012 10:20 PM

Are you still making bank and rolling in shit pots of cash?

...then you're alive.

Spunky 09-23-2012 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18972107)
The only way to truly tell is to attempt to fly.

I always fly,I flap my arms and I'm like Superman.fuckin weird

Farang 09-23-2012 10:55 PM

Dream is real while you're in it. Can we say more of life?


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