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MetaformX 02-11-2003 11:37 PM

Exclusive: I know the big "Joe Millionair" twist that no one else in America know
 
Through a very secret source at FOX television, I have found out the shocking twist from the Joe Millionair show.
In order to not ruin it for anyone who doesnt want to know, you have to scroll down this post to find the answer that no one else in America know, except me, and the shows cast and crew. And now, GFY will know.




















































Joe Millionair is indeed a poor construction worker. However, the big twist at the end of the show is this. Zora, is actually a millionair! Yes folks, you heard it here first. He will pick Zora, and once he announces his big secret, Zora announces to Evan that she is in fact a millionair, and she had not told FOX producers this secret either. Remember you heard it first from MetaformX.

rdunn404 02-11-2003 11:40 PM

So no bukkake in the grand finale?:(

MetaformX 02-11-2003 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404
So no bukkake in the grand finale?:(
thats Joe millionair 2

CC 02-11-2003 11:47 PM

I heard that the twist was this...After all is said and done (after Evan picks the girl, tells her he's poor, etc.), Fox presents Evan with a check for 1 million dollars, making him a millionaire (well not really, since he'll have to pay taxes on that, but you get the point), so the show wasn't a total lie :)

Cassie

BluMedia 02-11-2003 11:48 PM

Hum I actually told my friend that I thought that might be the shocking twist after the show. Now how the hell out of all the women did he pick the richest one?

Mark

Dirty1 02-11-2003 11:48 PM

Heh cool - my girlfriend watches that show. Now I can "guess" the surprise twist and she'll be in even more awe of my greatness.

MetaformX 02-11-2003 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty1
Now I can "guess" the surprise twist and she'll be in even more awe of my greatness.
LoL. Dont forgot to tell her about the great MetaformX as well :Graucho

MetaformX 02-11-2003 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CC
I heard that the twist was this...After all is said and done (after Evan picks the girl, tells her he's poor, etc.), Fox presents Evan with a check for 1 million dollars, making him a millionaire (well not really, since he'll have to pay taxes on that, but you get the point), so the show wasn't a total lie :)

Cassie

that would be a good twist actually, however, I believe I heard FOX has already stated that EVAN was never paid for the show.

kevinale 02-11-2003 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
Joe Millionair is indeed a poor construction worker. However, the big twist at the end of the show is this. Zora, is actually a millionair! Yes folks, you heard it here first. He will pick Zora, and once he announces his big secret, Zora announces to Evan that she is in fact a millionair, and she had not told FOX producers this secret either. Remember you heard it first from MetaformX.
Are you sure? How does FOX ensure Zora is indeed the one picked? I'll admint I'm fascinated by the show, and someone else has told me this theory. I read an interesting post on the usenet that had some theoretical outcomes. Thought it was interesting.

Here it was:

SCENARIO ONE: Joe picks one of the women and then tells her he isn't
really rich. She dumps him. Then he tells her he really is rich.

WHY THIS WON'T HAPPEN: If Joe really were rich then all of us viewers
would feel betrayed by Fox and probably never watch another reality show
again. The whole premise is that he isn't rich and that he's lying to
THEM, not US.
----------
SCENARIO TWO: Joe picks Zora and tells her he isn't rich. But
not-to-worry, it's really Zora's chateau and she's worth 50 million.

WHY THIS WON'T HAPPEN: The whole premise of the show would have been
blown if Joe dumped Zora at some point along the way. Would Fox risk
that? And suppose it were true, wouldn't you feel that the whole show
was a big setup to ensure Zora made it to the end? Viewers would feel
betrayed and probably never watch another reality show again.
-----------
SCENARIO THREE: Joe picks one of the women and tells her he isn't
rich. So she doesn't look like a B**CH on TV she says it's OK and that
she loves him anyway. At that point the producers walk in and offer her
$1,000,000 if she'll dump Joe right then and there and never speak to
him again.

WHY THIS MIGHT HAPPEN: The outcome is positive no matter what happens
here. If the woman turns the money down then that means she really
loves Joe and that the story has a happy ending. If the woman takes the
money then we all can feel satisfied in knowing that we knew the outcome
and motivations all along!
----------
SCENARIO FOUR: Joe picks one of the women and tells her he isn't rich.
She goes ballistic and storms out, not caring how much of a B**CH she
looks like.

WHY THIS MIGHT HAPPEN: This is what we are all secretly expecting or
hoping will happen! What great TV that would make!

Ashley-CashMountain 02-11-2003 11:57 PM

Weve only had one episode here so far... Now i can pretend im psychic and predict what will happen....

MetaformX 02-12-2003 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kevinale


Are you sure? How does FOX ensure Zora is indeed the one picked? I'll admint I'm fascinated by the show, and someone else has told me this theory. I read an interesting post on the usenet that had some theoretical outcomes. Thought it was interesting.

Here it was:

SCENARIO ONE: Joe picks one of the women and then tells her he isn't
really rich. She dumps him. Then he tells her he really is rich.

WHY THIS WON'T HAPPEN: If Joe really were rich then all of us viewers
would feel betrayed by Fox and probably never watch another reality show
again. The whole premise is that he isn't rich and that he's lying to
THEM, not US.
----------
SCENARIO TWO: Joe picks Zora and tells her he isn't rich. But
not-to-worry, it's really Zora's chateau and she's worth 50 million.

WHY THIS WON'T HAPPEN: The whole premise of the show would have been
blown if Joe dumped Zora at some point along the way. Would Fox risk
that? And suppose it were true, wouldn't you feel that the whole show
was a big setup to ensure Zora made it to the end? Viewers would feel
betrayed and probably never watch another reality show again.
-----------
SCENARIO THREE: Joe picks one of the women and tells her he isn't
rich. So she doesn't look like a B**CH on TV she says it's OK and that
she loves him anyway. At that point the producers walk in and offer her
$1,000,000 if she'll dump Joe right then and there and never speak to
him again.

WHY THIS MIGHT HAPPEN: The outcome is positive no matter what happens
here. If the woman turns the money down then that means she really
loves Joe and that the story has a happy ending. If the woman takes the
money then we all can feel satisfied in knowing that we knew the outcome
and motivations all along!
----------
SCENARIO FOUR: Joe picks one of the women and tells her he isn't rich.
She goes ballistic and storms out, not caring how much of a B**CH she
looks like.

WHY THIS MIGHT HAPPEN: This is what we are all secretly expecting or
hoping will happen! What great TV that would make!

Okay, scenario 3 is actually a smart bet, and you make a valid point about if Zora is the rich one, how did fox ensure she get to be the one picked. This is where it gets interesting, because there was not supposed to be any twists at the end. FOX did not even know Zora was rich, she kept it from everyone.

So this was a suprise to FOX as well. Had they known, they would not have let her on the show.

As far as how sure I am, its not 100%, but I am very close to 100%
If what I am saying comes through, you guys should feel lucky that you were the only ones in America who knew what reall was gonna happen. We shall see what happens. :)

J-Reel 02-12-2003 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kevinale



-----------
SCENARIO THREE: Joe picks one of the women and tells her he isn't
rich. So she doesn't look like a B**CH on TV she says it's OK and that
she loves him anyway. At that point the producers walk in and offer her
$1,000,000 if she'll dump Joe right then and there and never speak to
him again.

WHY THIS MIGHT HAPPEN: The outcome is positive no matter what happens
here. If the woman turns the money down then that means she really
loves Joe and that the story has a happy ending. If the woman takes the
money then we all can feel satisfied in knowing that we knew the outcome
and motivations all along!
----------



:1orglaugh Yeah That's got to be it! You can't have your cake and eat it to. Do you want the money, or Joe???


P. S. If zora is really rich, then I say it's a faked and not reality.

Thomas N 02-12-2003 12:05 AM

Metaform, just to let you know, "your" insider theory has been suggested and passed around and talked about by tens of thousands of people on every reality tv show chat board on the web, for weeks. Seriously. This isn't the first place I heard it, more like the last. :Graucho

I gotta say though, I LOVE scenario 3 from above, Fox offering the winning girl $1m to dump him right then and there!

Now that would kick ass!!

:thumbsup

MuleScrote 02-12-2003 12:07 AM

I like Jay Leno's twist...

During the last episode, we find out that Joe is really gay.
He picks the butler.

kevinale 02-12-2003 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel




:1orglaugh Yeah That's got to be it! You can't have your cake and eat it to. Do you want the money, or Joe???


P. S. If zora is really rich, then I say it's a faked and not reality.

I agree.. If Zora is really rich, I'll be the one duped here and will be really pissed at Fox. ALthough MetaformX sez Fox hadn't known she was rich, I wouldn't believe Fox.

We'lll see in a 2 hour episode next week. I thought this week's episode was painfully slow. You just know the 2 hour finale will be excruciating. I hope it's not a "review" episode like the last one. Ugh.

MetaformX 02-12-2003 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SwordFish
Metaform, just to let you know, "your" insider theory has been suggested and passed around and talked about by tens of thousands of people on every reality tv show chat board on the web, for weeks. Seriously. This isn't the first place I heard it, more like the last. :Graucho

I gotta say though, I LOVE scenario 3 from above, Fox offering the winning girl $1m to dump him right then and there!

Now that would kick ass!!

:thumbsup

yeah? haha
okay, I'll tell you my insider source...she is a secretary for a low level executive at News Corp. hehe, so maybe she doesnt work for the show, but who knows, she may be right.

Or do you guys think shes putting me on?

Ashley-CashMountain 02-12-2003 12:11 AM

I think the butlers Rich and its his castle...

DearAbby 02-12-2003 12:12 AM

I call "Bullshit"

Centurion 02-12-2003 12:13 AM

If Zora were a millionaire..why the heck would she be "slummin" with the rest of the broads trying to win a contest on Fox tv?
Just totally lacks credibility.

asuna 02-12-2003 12:13 AM

the butler is the rich guy, and he just wanted to see how girls would 'really' treat him!
thats the fucking finale

MetaformX 02-12-2003 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion
If Zora were a millionaire..why the heck would she be "slummin" with the rest of the broads trying to win a contest on Fox tv?
Just totally lacks credibility.

okay guys, answer me this. Isnt it obvious that out of all the girls on the show, Zora looks to be hiding something? Does Evan say that everytime his with her, that he can't figure her out?

And, out of all the girls, isn't Zora the one that looks out of place? She doesnt look like the type that would go on these type of shows, and she doesnt look money hungry, unlike the rest of them.

Something doesnt add up with Zora. Whatever it is, it has to do with her.

Honeyslut 02-12-2003 12:27 AM

The local dj's theory was Zora 's a guy..:1orglaugh

MetaformX 02-12-2003 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
The local dj's theory was Zora was a guy..:1orglaugh
hah. Maybe thats why she didnt want to be seen in a swimsuit, she afraid her package would scare Evan off?

FlyingIguana 02-12-2003 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rdunn404
So no bukkake in the grand finale?:(
juicy will be there for the cermonial bukkake

Honeyslut 02-12-2003 12:35 AM

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MetaformX 02-12-2003 01:03 AM

someone mentioned that the butler is the millionair...
what if the butler is the millionair, and then at the end of the how when Evan confeses the truth, the butler confeses he is the real milionair, and the girl that Evan had chosen gets to choose between Evan and the butler(so Love vs Money)

What do you think?

FlyingIguana 02-12-2003 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
someone mentioned that the butler is the millionair...
what if the butler is the millionair, and then at the end of the how when Evan confeses the truth, the butler confeses he is the real milionair, and the girl that Evan had chosen gets to choose between Evan and the butler(so Love vs Money)

What do you think?

i think they're gonna do double anal on the winner

Pornkings 02-12-2003 01:10 AM

You guys seems to forget every one of the people in these reality sites are actors.
Its all set up

believe that

They don't take risk's when its a big budget show
they are all picked for certain reason and told what to do.

RedShoe 02-12-2003 01:13 AM

Exxxactly. Everyone by now has seen Joe's modeling pics, and that one chick was a bondage content girl. They are all actors. I can agree to that.

I'll even go one step further and say that one of them fucked my friend (for a part in a pilot) he is a producer.

MetaformX 02-12-2003 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
You guys seems to forget every one of the people in these reality sites are actors.
Its all set up

believe that

They don't take risk's when its a big budget show
they are all picked for certain reason and told what to do.

yeah, they all are mostly actors who apply to be on these type of reality shows, but I highly doubt its scripted. If word gets out, a networks reputation is ruined. They wouldnt risk that, would they?

Pornkings 02-12-2003 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Exxxactly. Everyone by now has seen Joe's modeling pics, and that one chick was a bondage content girl. They are all actors. I can agree to that.

I'll even go one step further and say that one of them fucked my friend (for a part in a pilot) he is a producer.

is funny I met a few of the girls on Joe millionare at the standard which is a bar on sunset and talked with there manager who was with them.

MetaformX 02-12-2003 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings


is funny I met a few of the girls on Joe millionare at the standard which is a bar on sunset and talked with there manager who was with them.

what did they say? anything interesting?

Pornkings 02-12-2003 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


yeah, they all are mostly actors who apply to be on these type of reality shows, but I highly doubt its scripted. If word gets out, a networks reputation is ruined. They wouldnt risk that, would they?

It is scripted they have a plot they need to reach.
Everyone in hollywood knows that.

or the producers will make certain things happen to juice the story up.

they don't like taking a risk on any Joe blow

All reality sites even the real world is scripted I have friends who have been in it.

I have another friend who is working on a new reality show where they will fly him around the world in a private jet to date woman then at the end he has to pick 8 to bring back to the states and date them there till he picks one.

Pornkings 02-12-2003 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX


what did they say? anything interesting?

the girls where drunk and acting dumb and the manager couldn't stop braging about the show and how he's going to get them alot of work after blah bla blah standard LA talk

Pornkings 02-12-2003 01:32 AM

I hope I didn't ruin the hollywood magic dust for everyone.

Are all Reality sites online scripted?

AOLGuy 02-12-2003 04:03 AM

way, way, way, way, way too much time on your hands...

to quote William Fucking Shatner, "Get a life, you people!"

TDavid 02-12-2003 08:51 AM

I was just posting in a thread on another board that I think this whole thing is a setup. And I also believe the many rumours around the net that Zora has something more to do with this plot twist next week.

Anybody who watched last week's show agree that it was pretty lame? It's like hey we've seen about 75% of this already!

Thank goodness TiVo can get you through the commercials that have overpowered this show. Joe and the Butler should have just been doing content based advertising with all the wine tasting.

I want Fox to stop being such pussies and bring back the fucking chamber!

That was the best game show ever, even if the host had issues.

Dawgy 02-12-2003 11:10 AM

um, that dude is gay.

and i dont mean happy.

Jezebel Content 02-12-2003 11:19 AM

I don't get it. He's gay, but not happy?

What would "gay" mean if not "happy?"

Am I missing something? Is there some hip new use of the word "gay" these days?

Dawgy 02-12-2003 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jezebel Content
I don't get it. He's gay, but not happy?

What would "gay" mean if not "happy?"

Am I missing something? Is there some hip new use of the word "gay" these days?

evan likes the cock.

maxjohan 02-12-2003 11:31 AM

I have never seen Joe M. :(

My point: Many rich people want to find a rich man/woman. Thats maybe why Zora is in the show.

:2 cents:

Interlude 02-12-2003 11:43 AM

I'm going to go along with the "whole thing is scripted, they're all actors" theory.

JeremySF 02-12-2003 11:56 AM

The twist is he's a GAY...was a gay escort...and he and Zora the bondage chick go to a leather and chaps S/M bar in the finale.

http://www.clubclassic.net/articoli2...evan1_mini.jpg

MetaformX 02-12-2003 12:01 PM

I dont think he is gay, but you never know these days.

He is kind of slow though, and his taste in girls is way weird. If it was me on that show, I would have never picked the chicks he did. I would have picked the short haired brunnet and blonde that never got picked from the beggining, and maybe the red hair chick who got eliminiated near the very end.

tara 02-12-2003 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
Through a very secret source at FOX television, I have found out the shocking twist from the Joe Millionair show.
In order to not ruin it for anyone who doesnt want to know, you have to scroll down this post to find the answer that no one else in America know, except me, and the shows cast and crew. And now, GFY will know.




















































Joe Millionair is indeed a poor construction worker. However, the big twist at the end of the show is this. Zora, is actually a millionair! Yes folks, you heard it here first. He will pick Zora, and once he announces his big secret, Zora announces to Evan that she is in fact a millionair, and she had not told FOX producers this secret either. Remember you heard it first from MetaformX.


I have to say I heard the same !!!! From the GLOBE magazine. :)


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