You are pitiful insects
 

You are pitiful insects and I am some crazy awesome animal like a dragon or something. Maybe a hybrid dragon/unicorn. Something as beautiful as a unicorn, but as fierce and deadly as a dragon. With the strength of ten thousand rabid grizzly bears. And as cunning as the fox. But, like, a super fox with extra cunning, even beyond the renowned cunning of an ordinary fox.






















That is all.

I snort the coke sometimes too

Take your lithium.





That is all.

I approve of this post

Indian food gives me diarrhea.

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i like Indian food...

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I never got into coke, it always had the exact opposite of the intended effect on me. Most people get all talkative and energetic, I clam up and get real paranoid. As a matter of fact, if I was on coke right now I wouldn't even be writing this, I'd probably be peeking out of the blinds waiting for the cops to show up at my house. Plus, it makes you geez, and I fucking hate that feeling.

i eat fried insects.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

Calm down there kiddo :uhoh

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Dude are you for fucking real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking fake and faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fuckin guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. Your trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you fucking moron
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on gfy?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself

This thread is becoming awesomeness meme.

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3 grand

Magazinez

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Cool story keyboard warrior :)

and they think i am mad

Someone has had one to many wine coolers

Thanks for the reminder ...

to much drugs in this thread

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One big happy family....

a true gfy style thread :)

Forgot to log into your Shotsie account eh? Classic fuckup.

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Didn't know there was any of the good stuff around anymore.

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....neat!

Why I hate you
-Because you consider yourself "holy nation"
-Because you're a threat to the whole world because of your genocidal behaviour
-Because destroying and barbarism is in your blood
-Because you're constantly propaganding yourself that you did nothing wrong by killing milions of sperm and braincells.
-Because you lost almost every war you lead
-Because you almost made several nations extinct
-Because you're the reason the world is falling apart
-Because even today, you consider "I didn't attack anybody"

I'm sad gfy, I'm sad because one idology of a retarded person destroyed lives and hopes of milions of people and i'm fucking sad! I'm crying at the moment. I hate you. But I'm not like you. I'd never kill.

I miss my people, my city, my friends, my family. I miss the spirit of my country, I miss peace. I'm sick of everything. I'm sick of baggage that i carry. I saw some sick shit during all this.

All together I'm sad. Very sad

You forgot to change nics. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'll admit... That was interesting!

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dinosaurs are dead...

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And I'm crazy? Okie dokie...

That is not me, sir!! And, frankly, I resent the implication...