Funniest moments in the industry
 

What's the funniest or most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in adult? Two of mine:

One time I was, uhm, "researching" a popular model, my favorite at the time. It was my favorite video - her doing anal. Very fap worthy. Just as I finished, a potential customer called with some questions. The video was still running, with the chick taking it in the ass, so I quickly muted the sound. "Hi, my name's ______ and I have a site called ________, I don't know if you've ever heard of it", the caller said. "Heard of it? I'm watching you getting anal fucked right now!", my mind screamed. I tried to answer her questions about Strongbox while zipping up over the hard-on from watching her.


Another time, at a convention in Vegas a friend and I went to a strip club. Playing like industry big shots, we messed around with a couple of strippers who wanted to get into movies. I had fun with one named Caroline, getting her to audition for me. Fast forward three years. After a long day driving I'm trying to fall asleep at a hotel. My wife is horny, but I'm sleepy so she turns on the porn channel to try to wake me up. Eventually I roll over, glance at the TV, and exclaim "Caroline?!" My wife got the pounding she wanted while I kept an eye on my old friend Caroline getting the same.

Those don't sound very embarrassing.


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I got tranny tricked at a show before...

Yeah I had something like that happen in an little club .
I was tipping and generally having fun with this petite little black "girl".
After the panties finally hit the floor ,HE had a Dick to his fucking knees. Where the hell did he tuck that monster???

I was embarrassed, scared and shocked all at the same time. The regulars really had fun with that one.

You should have indulged!

Looks like a Young Sacha Cohen !

Problem is I really don't swing that way.
Especially not with that tree trunk for my " supposed first time"
Gotta give props to any females or gays that could handle that.

I had been up almost 48 hours straight at internext one year. I was destroyed from all of the drinking and partying I had done. I dozed off at a blackjack table at the MGM one morning around 5am or so. I folded and before the hand was even over I was apparently snoring. I shook myself awake pretty dramatically when the guy next to me caught me as I was falling out of the chair.

Security saw me and thought I was drunk (I had been but I was pretty much sobered up again). They came and told me I had to leave. They were cool but were "escorting" me to the door. I got almost to the exit and it hit me. I'm at the MGM and this is where my room is. I had to convince them to let me stop and find my room key. They were really nice but weren't letting me out of their sight.

The only somewhat embarrassing one I had was many years ago right when I started I filled out the info for a sponsor site incorrectly. I accidentally put the name of the site (Xtreme Anal Reaming) in the pay too section. So when I got my first check from them it was addressed to and made out to Xtreme Anal Reaming. I contacted them and they suggested I try to deposit it, but if it didn't work they would cut me a new check. I slyly deposited it in the ATM and the bank took it without saying a word. . . but there was one teller that gave me the eye from time to time after that.

Maybe the coolest thing that happened was when I switched banks to the one I am at now. I would regularly deposit cash that I had taken out of Epass. Most of the tellers knew I made adult sites and didn't care. There was one new one that one day asked me what I did. I just told her I worked online and she dropped it. A week later when I came in she basically told me the other tellers said that I work with models for adult sites. I don't, but I said, "yeah, something like that." She asked if I thought she would be a good model. She was blond, cute and petite - a tight little package. I said I thought she would be very popular. Fast forward a couple of years and she stops working at the bank. One day out of the blue she calls me and asks to meet me. I meet her for coffee and she tells me she wants to get into nude modeling and she wanted my help. Anyway, to make a long story short we went back to my place and I shot a few dozen pictures of her as she got naked and fingered herself. I sent them off to a handful of content producers and sponsors along with her contact info.

As far as I know she never did work. I think she was offered a few things, but changed her mind, but I still got to see her naked and getting herself off. To this day that afternoon is still in the spank bank.

LC getting drilled in the ass with a strapon.

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That was embarrassing and I still can't believe why he did as he did. What a tool.


Mike

Fortunately I have mostly been around OTHER people's disasters... like enema fireworks or snorting cum out their nose because they tried to drink it while hanging upsidedown from a pool table.

:) I really liked the first one :thumbsup

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:Oh crap

Was anyone around when Extreme Alex shoved Shok's cell phone in her ass?