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Ever tasted BLK water?

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This looks like fermented human bile tinted black. But then again, fulvic minerals sounds vaginal. So I'm going to buy one. And the people who don't like this are racists.

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Inspired by nature: blk. water is the first functional beverage that enables you to experience the power of Mother Nature's secret weapon, fulvic trace minerals. Fulvic trace minerals play a critical role in the growth of plant life, assisting in the transport and absorption of nutrients inside the plant cell. Once these minerals are extracted from our source and added to pure water, the water turns black naturally without the use of any artificial dyes or colorings. This enables blk to harness the power of fulvic minerals and deliver powerful electrolytes, trace minerals and a high pH to consumers without any carbs,calories, or sugar. Join in the Excitement, and discover why so many are crossing over to the dark side of water.

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Originally Posted by Dugan (Post 18946082)

it's got electrolytes

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A+ response.

I drink my own piss. Saves on the water bill.

I had a sip of it and it didn't taste bad.

What is it, just water?

It looks like sewer water. :-)

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Originally Posted by Dugan (Post 18946082)

it's got electrolytes

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

They probably use tap water and then run it down the ass crack of homeless people to get that color and taste

I've had it. Looks like the water in the Everglades minus the allligators. Turns your piss black though.

is that when they turn on the fire hydrants in the hoos and black people run through them?
must taste like shit
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right now, you can use blk to feed vegetables: it contains humic acids !

(fuck me: $55 for 12 liters of water on amazon !)

a couple drops a Scopolamine in there couldn't hurt much