DamianJ in here please
 

You have repeatedly made lying accusations that I can't return to England and fled out of England.

Please post proof or an apology.

fuck off idiot

you cant return to england and you fled out of england!

isn't the food better in Slovakia anyways?

Please post proof.

never knew you werent in england but at least this explains how you can afford the fucking internet

your paying 16 roubles a week for it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Apology :1orglaugh

I don't know how you even saw me asking since you've stated on numerous occasions that I am on ignore.

Paul, please post proof about the baseless CP allegation you made:

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18908615&postcount=51

this cat will help you get the views you so desperately need paul

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-U...NFqpMjLFv5.gif

You and Damian should get a room...

Many UK people want to leave England, what's so special about it?

he only puts you on ignore until he calms down :1orglaugh


baseless allegations are pauls speciality

This thread delivers!

He also posted it on B&B.

Poor old man desperate for my attention.

lolsome.

I'm off to walk the jigsaw.

So here avoids posting proof his statements were true and leaves us with the conclusion he's a liar.

Walked the dog, done a bit of the jigsaw while having a snack. Might do some gardening, or have a nap. Life's tough when you don't need to work. :1orglaugh

I'm sure it isn't but somehow that looks a really high jump.

[QUOTE=DamianJ

I'm off to walk the jigsaw.[/QUOTE]

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It's cool Paul, you've been proven to be a liar so many times here there is no need to go over it again.

The best part of the thread!

Come on, prove you have some info why I can't return to England.

Are you denying you said it?

Is it true or a lie?

Hit a nerve? ;)

Just to expose the lie about being able to return to London.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/london01.jpg

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/london02.jpg

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/london03.jpg

Last year, I blocked out our daughter.

Yes my funny bone. It looks like another lie exposed.

bump...................

bump...................

I can confirm this.

No offence to the orks, goblins and other creatures remaining in England.

Thought you had damian on ignore?

This means you visited the UK in the past nothing else.

what is it england?

bump...................

They look chopped to me.

bump...................

i found the original

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/7494/pmth.jpg

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You know, until I started to regularly watch Adult Swim, I missed the origin of half the avatars on this board.

here let me fix you a nice glass of STFU!!

Before I left Czech? A year or so ago?

Damian KNOWS it's a lie. He has met me in the UK long after he stated I fled the UK.

I suppose the stories of me dropping a glass of wine at the UK B&B meet, was a lie. I wasn't there as I fled out of the UK in 1999. Or maybe I fled out of England, when I was living in Czech.

Maybe he lies about other things as well.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup:1orglaugh

No one forced you to read the thread, reply, bump the thread or give me an excuse to reply back and bump back.

So I thank you. :thumbsup

Post proof or STFU.

Proof of what. That you're a liar?

Done that so now what more do you want?

PAUL are you British?

I didn't know that.

United or Liverpool?

A cup cake.

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

So no explanation of your continual lies.

You lied about me having to leave England for any reason other than my choice, Eva was bought, my interest in children being unnatural, why I bought a dog, my retirement, me being broke, one of my employees quitting on me, dropping a bottle of wine because I was scared and probably a lot more.

So now you will stay on ignore, unless you continue to stalk me with your lies.

I read on anther forum that Paul Markham had to flee England because it was exposed that he was an agent for the KGB on a mission to infiltrate the adult entertainment industry.

Turns out he became the inspiration for a James Bond villain but the movie got cut pre-production because of the MGM bankruptcy in 2011.

Paul, fair enough man. That is FUCKING SERIOUS punishment. I'm really sorry for trolling you.

No, really, for the sake of humanity don't put me on your fake ignore list. Again. For the 18th time. You know the one you lie about? That would be really really really bad.

Please paul! PLEASE RECONSIDER LYING ABOUT PUTTING ME ON IGNORE!!!111oneoneone

Has anyone been here long enough to remember the origins of the Markham vs. Damian feud?

Or is this like a Hatfields vs. McCoys thing that transcends recorded history?






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How do we know those things aren't true? I plugged numbers into a spread sheet and who knows if what you are saying is true, Paul.

Post links proving all of those things didn't happen.

Unless you open your house, bank accounts and scrapbooks for us we can't know.

so you took him off ignore to ask for an explanation you knew he was never going to give you but now he's back on your ignore list

one helluva sad fuck :1orglaugh