"No such thing as Bad Sex".............
 

that "having bad sex, was better then having No sex at all"

was a statement that popped out of my mouth, during dinner with 3 Lovely Ladies in Amsterdam.

Well now, you should of heard the instant howls of dissaproval, the rolling of eyes, the manicured nails clicking on the table surface, getting ready to scratch my eyes out. The shahahahahahas of WTF are YOU talking about ?!:helpme

I almost came within an inch of my life getting beaten to death with their custom dildo's

When they finally settled down, after plying them with plenty of wine, someone made a joke about posting about it on GFY and what the reaction would be.

So ladies, if any one of you are reading this, here we go ...................:pimp

There is when she tells you to go see the doctor. LOL

I would agree with the ladies :)
No sex at all is better than bad sex.

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I dont know...
 

I dont know whats better, I´m not sure :1orglaugh

I agree with this:1orglaugh

When u wake up and discover the wrong gender making breakfast.

Doesn't necessarily make it bad sex tho. Too much alcohol perhaps.

"sex is like pizza; if it's not that good, it's still pretty good" :)

that's what I thought as well Cal:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I would agree with this.

The fact that women seem to be in agreement on the other side of the argument sort of shows why the age old debate of how much sex a couple should be having is out there.

Edit: manicured nails? Eastern European?

For a woman, I can see why bad sex is not too appealing...kinda like being hungry, going to a restaurant, smelling the food, your mouth is watering (cool pun huh?), and then the person that you're with says "We gotta go now, the evening is over." She goes home hungry and frustrated...it would have been better for her to just stay home and eat a sandwich.

For a guy though, even with bad sex he normally "gets his" so he leaves full even if it was only an appetizer.

I'm just relieved by the rise of a variety of masturbatory items for women ...

and sweeeet relief it is, I'm sure:1orglaugh:thumbsup

What if you're in jail and you're the victim of a gang rape?

My hand has never complained

I'm up for some bad sex.

there ya go. argument solved

fucking girl is better than not fucking

I'd agree with the ladies too.

you just tryin to get sum :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

err, when i was in the US in summer 2003 i occassionally wore a tank with

on it ... actually ... i harvested some chuckles from chicks :winkwink:

no one asked for some

BAD SEX

sex is bad if one person stinks

I'm not a woman but I've had so much bad sex I don't want ANY sex anymore. I had enough of that shit - I have better things to do.

I can whack myself off in thirty seconds without having to worry about wasting an extra 12 hours with someone I don't give a shit about.

"No such thing as Bad Sex".............

Tell that to God after you die fornicator.

“Marriage is honorable and the bed undefiled but whoremongers God will judge” – Hebrews 13

“Whoremongers (fornicators) shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone: which is the second death” – Revelation 21

so talking about sex with 3 girls turned into a conversation about gfy.

cough this one up as a loss. you didnt have good sex or bad.

That's the line that really stood out in the story for me. Gave me chills actually. Those dildos often have solid metal cores. And the she-devils really know how to weild them.

If we'd have been sitting around a campfire at night and you held a flashlight up to your face as you said that I'd have crapped myself, I'm sure of it.

I would stick to SEX :) If its not a stinky/dead drunk instance then there are more chances of making it a good one

A Loss ?? I had a rather enjoyable evening with 3 rather lovely female companions, 2 of whom happen to be familiar with GFY. So it was'nt about getting into any of their panties:winkwink:

You nearly got beaten to death and you're making jokes about it? :helpme

I was being sarcastic, HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?? :1orglaugh

Well, you make an interesting point if it sucks you can always try again

I was being facetious, HELLOOOOOOOOOO?? :1orglaugh

had I known how to speeel facetious, I would of used that :Graucho

We are speaking about sex with the opposite gender (unless homo of course)
And we are not talking about rape as well.


nailed it :thumbsup

should have said it after you plied them with the wine, then you would have been having it, rather than talking about it. IMHO