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MrMaxwell 05-01-2012 10:18 PM

Women who can't suck and who think that they can
 
Males.. will you please STOP telling these broads they're so good, just because of how desperate you are, for the love of God. . . please. . . Thank YOU :thumbsup

B.Barnato 05-01-2012 10:20 PM

I take out my dildo and show them how I like it.

baryl 05-01-2012 10:22 PM

Tell your wives and girlfriends to get out there and practice!

raymor 05-01-2012 10:36 PM

Say nothing when they're doing it wrong. Say it's great the second they start doing something right. They'll learn.

96ukssob 05-01-2012 10:38 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this girl I dated in college used to brag about her abilities in the bedroom... she was HORRIBLE and to get back at her, I told everyone on the floor of her dorm she sucked. They respected me because I would bribe them with food and booze. she moved out at the end of the semester and communed then said she would kill me :1orglaugh

epitome 05-01-2012 10:55 PM

You'll learn sucking dick ain't easy when in jail for your DWI.

jimmy-3-way 05-01-2012 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18919977)
Males.. will you please STOP telling these broads they're so good, just because of how desperate you are, for the love of God. . . please. . . Thank YOU :thumbsup

My man I have had that same thought many times.

My favorite reply when you ask a girl about her skills, "I don't get any complaints."

Sheeeeeeet. Who's gonna complain about a BJ no matter how bad.

Paul Markham 05-01-2012 11:40 PM

True, very few girls are really good at giving a BJ. No use of the tongue, teeth, variation.

Double trouble 05-01-2012 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18919978)
I take out my dildo and show them how I like it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kal86 05-02-2012 12:19 AM

i know 4real

MrMaxwell 05-02-2012 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18920015)
My man I have had that same thought many times.

My favorite reply when you ask a girl about her skills, "I don't get any complaints."

Sheeeeeeet. Who's gonna complain about a BJ no matter how bad.


I'll not only complain but I'll correct her .. and that does no good with many of them especially around here .. so they don't get to suck on me again

TurboAngel 05-03-2012 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18919978)
I take out my dildo and show them how I like it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 05-03-2012 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18920011)
You'll learn sucking dick ain't easy when in jail for your DWI.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

EddyTheDog 05-03-2012 04:54 AM

"Come on hun, you know you love that thing I do with my... "

I have news for you 'hun' - and none of it's good!!

lagcam 05-03-2012 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18919978)
I take out my teeth and show them how I like it.

Nice tip Paul. :thumbsup

L-Pink 05-03-2012 06:20 AM

hahaha, I'd like to see the train wreck that would suck your dick.

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Jakez 05-03-2012 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18926628)
hahaha, I'd like to see the train wreck that would suck your dick.

.

:1orglaugh

DamianJ 05-03-2012 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18920042)
True, very few girls are really good at giving a BJ. No use of the tongue.

Huh? How can you give a blow job without using tongue?

I'm beginning to think you may not have had the number of women you claim...


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