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fuck I'm fucked, I went to a bar a couple weeks ago and picked up this girl, nothing special but huge tits. She was a little drunk and left her friends, so I bought her some more drinks to close the deal, took her home and fucked her.... long story short she got pissed off at me for not phoning or sending a messgae, and sent me an email saying she is 16 and how I took advantage of her and now she is going to the police to charge me with rape...

what the fuck should I do?:(

Move

Run, get an alibi or say you're gay :winkwink:

Change your name and sex.

16 is legal in finland.. :)
Mmmm.

Prepare to spead your ass cheeks for Bubba

First, figure out what the age of consent is. If you live in Indiana, 16 is legal, and you're not fucked.

Second, you could probably argue that since you picked her up in a bar, you reasonably could assume that she's 21 (if you're in the US).

16 will get you 20:1orglaugh

WTF??? why did you give out your e-mail address :Hollering

She's going to claim he raped her. LOL The "age of consent" loop hole wont hold much water here.

Post about it on a public board so that you can't deny it later!

Bingo! There is no reason to think that a 16 year old would be hanging out in a bar.

got any pics?

It proves that she's still very immature, I wouldn't worry about it. Sounds like blackmail to me. Just ignore her. Like the U.S. is doing right now with North Korea. It's working!

post email

Hmm.

Well, I hear Nigeria is nice this time of year.

This is a bullshit scam to get money out of you.

call her up and tell her your 16 too

Maybe she got it by surfing his porn site?

Good luck in court.

BTW i have been threatened with legal actions by ex girls
before, not a single of them actually did anything.

I dunno, create up another lame ass story to try and impress the GFY crowd here?

Like... your girlfriend tried to ass burglarize you, or... your gf shit on you... or...

or...

You're almost as lame as juicy, almost.

Learn how to score without having to get chicks drunk at a bar.

Don't fuck anyone you don't trust.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah no shit:helpme

Try to hook up with her again, send her an email saying you really liked her but got swamped with work or some bullshit like that.
Date her for a week, make sure she breaks up with *you*, without a fight.

that, or im sure you'll meet someone nice through www.prisonmates.com !

Can you ever really trust a woman?

Well if she was in a bar its REASONABLE to assume that she was over 21 so i think any judge would take your side....

search for a gay and fuck him to get an alibi ... i would do that
but ... i have no problems getting girls without "some drinks" :winkwink:

I'd like to add that this worked for me when something similar happened with me and a chick 13 years old. (she really looked 18+, which has caused me to now ask girls for a valid ID before having sex with them)

Did her email show that she was doing it just to get back at you?

Either way, you would have a good defense in that she will have waited 2+ weeks before filing charges.. if she does in fact file charges, which I kinda doubt she does.. Sounds like she's just wantin to ruffle your feathers.

mmmmm huge boobs :thumbsup

dude, dont fucking worry about it.
she would need to prove it first. you wont beleive how many "rape" complaint police gets. if they come for you - tell them shes just pissed at you over some stupid thing and making it all up. trust me, cops can ask her all kinds of tricky questions and find out if shes bullshiting them or not.

Or your phone number?

Or your real name?

You better strengthen your pimp hand and control this babe. Put her on the farm team or something.

you forgot about the hooker.. but you know what, its all true but could I really give a flying fuck what you think? and you can come suck my fucking cock otherwise.

BTW.

I had a sweet little database I was gonna hook you up with, but being as you are such a little bitch...

Ok first thing first, if you have her real name and info try to contact a local PI now and find out her real age, she might be pulling your leg.

If in fact she is underage retain a lawyer ASAP.

And most important do not offer money or talk to her anymore regardless how cute and how much bullshit she will tell you, NEVER TALK TO HER EVER AGAIN.

Finally if your just making this up "GO TO FUCKIN HELL!"

Giving a freehost email address is standard, I like to keep in touch with the girls, but still I want to keep distance so I dont give the phone #s.. In retrospect bringing her to my house was a mistake, but the farm team was a good idea!:thumbsup

Are you in Nebraska? It's a misdemeanor:

Debauching a minor; penalty.
28-805. (1) Any person not a minor commits the offense
of debauching a minor if he or she shall debauch or deprave the
morals of any boy or girl under the age of seventeen years by:

(a) Lewdly inducing such boy or girl carnally to know
any other person; or

(b) Soliciting any such boy or girl to visit a house of
prostitution or other place where prostitution, debauchery, or
other immoral practices are permitted or encouraged, for the
purpose of prostitution or sexual penetration; or
(c) Arranging or assisting in arranging any meeting for
such purpose between any such boy or girl and any female or
male of dissolute character or any inmate of any place where
prostitution, debauchery, or other immoral practices are
permitted or encouraged; or
(d) Arranging or aiding or assisting in arranging any
meeting between any such boy or girl and any other person for
the purpose of sexual penetration.
(2) Debauching a minor is a Class I misdemeanor.

WTF, do you live in Montreal where the drinking age is what,.... 12? If you picked her up in a bar it's not your fault for thinking that she was to young.

WTF are you hanging with 16 yearolds anyways? You took advantage of a minor ...expect to get Hot man Boofoo and Bukkaked by Bubba and crew

What would happen if you went to the cops now and told the story? I'm certainly not suggesting it, just wondering what would happen. Would it buy any credibility or would they try fucking you over immediately?

Saving the email alone will fuck her over.....that will prove that she just has sour grapes....

Did she say she was going to say rape in the email? If so you have a chance but they are going to assume guilt. Rape is thrown around too easily I met this girl that said she was raped four times by four different guys. Girls have sex feel guilty and have learned to throw that around, its a shame because the poor girl that really gets raped has a hard time then

It took this long for somebody to figure this out?


Here's what I would do:

Call her and tell her how much you love her. Smother the bitch with attention while making sure she is over 18. Once sure she is over 18 I would see just how freaky this ho can get. There has to be one thing that she won't do......anal, watersports, threesome, sex with her sister...........
after you figure out what it is just keep insisting that you do it. She'll be gone in no time
:1orglaugh

If you met her in a bar, that creates a rebuttable presumption of age. She shouldn't have been in there if she wasn't of legal age, so you had no reason to suspect that she wasn't.

As for the "rape" thing, its incredibly hard to prove rape even when it really happens. If you have your email history with her I'd print out all of them for sure.

I see your future...

And it has a 10 inch black cock aimed directly at your asshole.

good luck!:thumbsup

ur fucked! literally!

for ur dum ass " i didnt know she was 16 " you win:

a 15 year stay in lovely pelican bay
the finest orange clothing made on this side of asia
the biggest black cocks this side of africa
5 star chefs boiling gruel 24 hours a day
gaping buthole sex all day

good job dumass!

Yea I'm sure you would know all about it you sick pervert!

He's right. If she was in the bar, then you had no reason to suspect her of being undersage. Save your emails. Print them, use them against her if she's got the balls to press charges.

Being a woman myself, here's my take on it: she's a cock-hungry bitch of an attention whore and she liked the fuck you gave her. What she's doing is blackmail, that's it. Either fuck her or she's going to try to fuck you. Don't let her. Very basically tell her flat out it's like this: If she's really 16, you want proof, then tell her that if you get to go to jail, she can too for being underage in the bar. Also inform her that if you have to do so, you will find out who the bartender was that served her (if any) and who the doorman/bouncer was who let her bitch ass in, (if any), and that you'll gladly talk to the owners of the bar in question and let them know in no uncertain terms that if you have to prove the slut's age in a court of law that they will be subpeonaed, and let her know that she could very well cost people their jobs and the business to be fined heavily for letting her and her friends in.

It sounds like a big row to hoe, (pardon the pun), but it works. VERY well. And if she is indeed underage, that means she's either living at home or with friends nearby. If she's living at home, you could explain to her that you're going to have a long talk with her family, each and every one of them, letting them know what a whore their daughter is. If that doesn't stop her, (see...she'll have to have her parents support her in court..nothing like admitting to your parents that you were underage in a bar, got picked up and fucked. NO chick wants to tell her parents that stuff.)

Relax. She's full of shit, trying to scare you into fucking her some more or giving her some money. Tell her to shut the fuck up and go on about her life or there'll be hell to pay.

:2 cents:

shit, I need to move to Nebraska.

But for real, why give a girl at a bar your real info? I have a friend who uses complete fake bios complete with outs... sick, but genius.